That thing that Jacob did...

So we now have primary suspects for wolf-trolls. Mair-mair & Lei-lei. If we get a troll in here, we'd assume it's one of you. If it disses Jake, it's Mair-mair. If it just spams the forums, it's Lei-lei or Mair-mair.

hahaha hey now! im going to have to prove that its not me when this really happens arent i?! rofl! niiiice! ten ten you know i wouldnt say stuff about jake to youuu! thats just tactless and rude! you know how i feel about jake deap down inside, but i wouldnt voice it! i know you <3 him!

We can have Edward mind read the trolls and tell us if they're Mary or Leah.

Excellent plan Rai-Rai.

That way i wont be going werewolf on someone i actually like....lol...I mean, if it is just some random troll then it is all good in the hood. I will have no problem being a bitch to someone i dont know....lol....especially if they leave a bad impression on me, and if they are trolling, that definatly leaves a bad impression....lol...

It's really going to be traumatic if we have one troll on here. I mean, we're a happy family here & if we get a troll, may it be a vampire-troll or wolf-troll, I ain't gonna be happy. I hope antis won;t dare to do that here.

Yes, we really are like a happy lil family here. It is going to suck if a troll actually deicded to come on here. I will be pretty damn angry. LOL. Hopefully it wont happen though, lets think positive shall we. I mean, i am trying to think it wont happen. But even back when i was on a small forum like this one before we had trolls, so i just keep going back to that. LOL.

Let's make this clear, then. We are a Twilight appreciation forum. Any intelligent debates about Twilight are welcome. Any derogatory remarks against the characters & members are prohibited.

*I sound like Dumbledore. LOL.

It really did sound all Dumbledore-ish! Hahahaha...

But yes, let's make that clear, lol...Because trolls are just so annoying sometimes. But lets think positive and think that it wont happen here...lol..

Dumbledore loves wolves. He has Lupin as one of the Order people, so I'd like to hire him as one of our "security guards". LOL.

LOL!!

Looks like we have it all worked out - see we are already prepared for the trolls before they even start. LOL. Talk about being ahead of the game. LOL. It is cool.

I mean, i would so have gotten rid of a few people on TwiFo already, lol, if i were a mod over there, because there are a few people who just take things to far and seem to be allowed to say what they want. It is insanly annoying, but then i get told to shut up basically if a mod disagree's with me. Which happens alot. LOL.

As long as we do it right on here all will be good.

Maybe we should just kiss them the way Jake kissed Bella, so they'll shut up & realize they love us? Heheh

You can go and do that to as many people as you want. LOL. I have done my share of unwanted kissing, LOL, but it is fun, i love seeing people's reaction. LOL. Let me know how it all works out for you though! LOL!

Naaaah! Maybe I'll ask someone to do it for me. I don't wanna be accused as a sexual harrasser. LOL. I'll have a gorgeous girl kiss an anti boy & a hot guy for anti girls.

Sounds like a plan to me, i mean, people are alread peeing me off saying all that sexual harrasment stuff about Jacob, can you imagine if they started saying it about one of us because of our security measures...lol...Actually it would be pretty funny, but only once, then i would be angry.

So yeah, a hot girl and a hot guy to kiss all the anti's and other trolls.

We'll call it the Jacob Kiss. Hehehe. Like the Dementor's kiss in HP. But instead of being soul-less, once they get the Jacob's Kiss, they start loving Twilight!!!

Jacob Kiss LOL your ticket into the twilight fandom...ahahahaha

LOVE IT. It would work as well, especially if they think the dude or chick that is kissing them is hot.

But what if it dont work on someone and they start more shitt about sexual harrasment, but it involves us?

LOL

Pretty_Twisted wrote:Jacob Kiss LOL your ticket into the twilight fandom...ahahahaha

LOVE IT. It would work as well, especially if they think the dude or chick that is kissing them is hot.

But what if it dont work on someone and they start more shitt about sexual harrasment, but it involves us?

LOL

We'll have the Dementors kiss them, then. For unlawful assumption & wrongfully accusing us. We have Voldemort & Dumbledore on our side. Bwahahaha.

Hahahaha no-one will dare mess with the Cullenates now....

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Certainly not, and if they do..

They'll be FRIED!

hahaha we have voldemort AND dumbledore on our side?!?! damn! we're pretty bad donkey-butt then! rofl! i totally wouldnt mess with us if i wasnt already on the in. rofl.

When he did it, i felt like punching him right in the face, between his eyes !! ughh i soo wanted to kill him.

I wanted to hug him and congratulate him for going that far, i have admitted before - he went about it the wrong way, but Bella still liked it, and realised that she loved Jake as well, she didnt have to enjoy it the way she did.

^ totally agree with you there babes

I just finished re-reading eclipse this morning when we had a blackout, and i dont like that part even more now, i dont know, maybe it is just the way it was written. you know - to make Jacob sound like the bad guy so we love Edward even more, i dont know, but the first time i read it i didnt put as much thought into it as this time. And i dont know - the first kiss, whatever, it happens, it has to happen, you never know where you will get unless you try - which is fair enough- but the way it was written, and the words Jacob used to get Bella to kiss him. I dont know why but is just seems so wrong to me, on more then one level.

All i can say is - Troy = DEAD! NOW!