Best Thing Ever!!!

soooo my new favorite thing is MyLifeIsAverage.com!

FUNNIEST SHIT EVER!

example...

Today, at my local cafe I couldn't decide between a brownie and a chocolate donut so the guy serving stuck the brownie into the center of the donut for me and said he called this creation a Dementor Defeater. I may have to marry him. MLIA

That's hilarious

Today, I was bored in class so I thought, "If you can read my mind, cough." The kid next to me coughed. I'm terrified. MLIA

Lol. Awww. Nobody can read the mind of amazing Sister!

"Today, I saw a guy who looked just like Harry Potter, but with blonde hair. I shouted, "Bloody hell Harry, when did you go blonde?". He replied, "Hermione, I was just looking for you. Transfiguration class was a bugger. Can you change it back?". I believe I've found my soulmate. "
^^^
that just about cracked me up!

Today, I turned turned on my phone to realize that someone had changed all of my contacts names to characters from Harry Potter. I have been texting Draco Malfoy all day and have no idea of his real identity. I can't even be mad at the mastermind behind all this. MLIA.

hahahahaha! i love these people!

Thats so awesome Laz

Last night, I had a dream that my friend died while riding a giraffe on the beach. This morning, I sent her a text warning her to avoid giraffes on beaches at all cost. She understood. I think I might have just saved her life. MLIA

That's a good one

A giraffe on the beach? How could that happened?

:Today I was babysitting my little cousin. He told me he wanted to play Rock, Paper, Sissors. I agreed. We started the motions and said "Rock! Paper! Sissors!.. Shoot." I held out "rock" while my cousin pulled out a stick from behind his back and yelled "Avada Kedavra!" He won. MLIA

that's pretty smart!! I love your cousin!