Rob would be SUPER authentic in that respect. Get your frenchiness on, Rob!!! I'll volunteer to be your guinea pig for as long as you'd like!
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poisoned_rose- Mrs. Cullen-Hale-Taylor
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Me too! I won't complain if you think you're not getting it right. You can practice all you want. 
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we're very patient here at the HQ. Just take your time Rob. Perfect it. Master it. Own it.
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Yeah.. master it, dude. 
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and then practice a little more. Because you have to keep it up....OME that didn't sound right!! Actually it sounded perfect but still...ahum....
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poisoned_rose wrote:and then practice a little more. Because you have to keep it up....OME that didn't sound right!! Actually it sounded perfect but still...ahum....
I totally got it. Rob, keep it up. You know..."it" and "up"
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hahahaha RaiRai!! The innuendos are just slipping out unawares!
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That's just like when I said "get off here" yesterday. LMAO!
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I blame Tennille personally! She's sexed us up even more than we were before! WOW that SO didn't sound right either!!
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Hahaha!!! Ten' got sexed us up. Oh man. I am sooooo Robbed. I may want to go bury the treasure, too. If only Rob was here. Hahahaha!!!
Oh man. I am sooooo Robbed. I may want to go bury the treasure, too. If only Rob was here. Hahahaha!!!
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If Rob was here, imagine how bad we'd be!!! Oooh we'd be really really naughty...maybe we'd need a spank or two..ok ok STOP IT ALLY!!
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HAHAHAHA!!! Spank Spunk!!! OME!!! That sounds horny. Ahhhh.. Horny Rob strikes again...
Spank Spunk!!! OME!!! That sounds horny. Ahhhh.. Horny Rob strikes again...
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LMAO!!!
SPANK SPUNK!!!!!!!
OME I love it RaiRai!
SPANK SPUNK!!!!!!!
OME I love it RaiRai!
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Spank that aldente Spunk... Yeah, baby. HAHAHA!! OME!! I'm about to pass out laughing here.
Yeah, baby. HAHAHA!! OME!! I'm about to pass out laughing here.
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hahahahahaha I'm not far off fainting either dude!!!
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I'm coughing my brains out here. LMAO!! Spank that Spunk. HAHAHA. Yeah, Spunk. Want me to spank you. Good spanking...
Spank that Spunk. HAHAHA. Yeah, Spunk. Want me to spank you. Good spanking...
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HAHAHAHAHAHA. Good times. Good spanks.
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He's got a new hotel name. LMAO! Spunk Spank. Middle name? Grope.
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Mr Spunk Grope Spank!!!!!!!
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Hahaha. Imagine the news with the heading : Spunk Grope Spank has checked in the Blah Blah hotel. Paparazzi followed Mr Spank-uh-Spunk-uh-Grope inside the building.
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into the justice building!!!!!!!!!
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continuation... Yes. Inside the justice building. While in the hall of justice, Mr Spank-uh-Grope-uh-Spunk thought about burying his treasure in the treasure chests owned by one of the prisoners...
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Prisoner Ally volunteered her chest any time!
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So Mr Spank-uh-Grope-uh-Spunk went inside the prisoner's cell & shut the door. He didn't want anyone to see his treasure. It took about an hour or two until he came out of the prison cell. He was sweating... He says, he worked real hard to bury the treasure.
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And then the prisoner called out and said there was some more room in her chest if he'd like to make a second deposit
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