Robert Pattinson in Cannes: Swoon

Then he said he does have one more treasure to bury. And he runs back inside the prison cell. The people outside heard bumps & bangs from inside the cell. After a few more hours, Mr Spank-uh-Grope-Spunk came out sweating again. They asked him. "What happened in there, sire?" He just shrugged his shoulders & said "We had to push the treasure deep down, so no one will be able to find it."

WAY DEEP DOWN!!

And it was goooooooooooooood treasure! Mind blowingly good. Talking of blowing...

And he said... Whew... My treasure was massive, so we had to work really hard to get it inside the chest.

it was touch and go there for a while. I didn't think my treasure was gonna fit. But my oh my that chest was one supermassive black hole!!

And so my treasure fit perfectly in the chest. I've got more treasures to bury. Nextime I'll bring all of my treasure & fill all your prisoner's chests with it.

and then your prisoners will be full of treasure!!! And they'll be HAPPY!!!!

He'd love to be a killer in a Tarantino movie? He's trying to get a job?!?!? As if he doesn't have too much on his hands now. LOL. OMGGGG!!! the screams of the girls in the background..

I haven't seen that interview before

Well he already said in some other interview about Twilight he wanted to kill somebody. He begged them to allow him to kill somebody, at least a little bit

Here's the interview with English subtitles