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YAY fawesome dude!!! Way to educate the Americans *runs and hides*

poisoned_rose wrote:YAY fawesome dude!!! Way to educate the Americans *runs and hides*

haahha no offense take here. americans are stupid! well besides us.

Of course Americans are stupid! Besides us though. I hate Americans. They're like the model for stupidity.

TheRealBella wrote:Of course Americans are stupid! Besides us though. I hate Americans. They're like the model for stupidity.

i know! people in our country have GREAT opportunities and they WASTE them. and you arent challenged AT ALL in high school.

hey its not like the average brit is much smarter, trust me! I swear the world is full of idiots!!

No, but Americans are like known for their stupidity. Brits aren't specifically known for their stupidity.

that is true I guess Soph.

I hate being an American, lol. Seriously. Right after I got into Harry Potter, I talked with a British accent for so long that it became like normal and I had to really think about it to stop. Lmao. I have to do that again! I do not want to be American

hahahahaha fawesome!! Become an honorary Brit and then we can have our Rob house!

Sure! Will do! How many bedrooms do we need...?

ummmmm, heaps so all the other girlies can stay over!

Okay. I'll buy like all of London.

wtg Soph!!

Hang on, did you see that link i posted, and you are calling yourselves stupid...LMAO! Come on, we shorten every word because they are too long and have alot of sayings that people from America, and England for that matter just turn their nose at and think we are crazy...and England is our mother country, and we rip on them, we are so mean us Aussies sometimes, like when we say we are having a Pommy shower, it basically means we dont shower that day we just use deodarant....LOL...I dont get it, so i dont use it! LOL! But we have some weird slang over here as u may have read! LOL!

hahahaha but tenten! australians arent KNOWN for being stupid! americans are! when people think of america they think of fat and stupid people!!! its trueeeeeee!!!!!!!!

Ok yeah, even over here people think of you Americans as fat, stupid people. It dont help when we see things on the news over here and someone has robbed a bank and then went back and apologized, that was stupid. And then we have all these other stories of 'stupid' Americans on our news as well. But then again over here they also think of the Brits as stuck up snobs with bad teeth who dont really like us and are keeping us under their law by force! LOL!

So most countries have a label depending on which country you are in...Like people think we Aussies are all Ocka's in cowboy hats who keep kangaroo's as pets and hunt for our food in the outback! LMAO! And also that we are totally rude and dont care what other people think...LMAO!!

not here!!!! here you get taught from elementary school on that america is the BEST country in the world because we're free. wtf! and you learn all this history that is NOT accurate AT ALL that makes the rest of the world look terrible, but makes america look good. i hate it! americans are, in general, arrogant assholes. maybe not fat, but DEFINATELY stupid

Hahaha well i stick up for you Americans all the time, but only because i know some really fawesome Americans...

When i was in grade 10 we HAD to study American history, and i will admit, it did seem to make you guys out to be the greatest country in the world. So then we had to do this comparitive study i compared something in an American histroy book to the same story in an English History book, and they were along the same lines, but the English one did have more facts and dates and wasnt all about them, whereas the American one did seem a little, ummmm, one sided i guess!

haha well thanks... although im not sure we deserve it. americans are so arrogant! i couldnt TELL YOU how many times a day i hear crude names for people who arent white or for people who doesnt speak english the greatest! it pisses me off sooooooooo much! probably 1 in every 200 americans isnt like that. that might be a SLIGHT exageration, but not by MUCH. lol. dont get me wrong, i LOVE my country! just not the attitudes that some people have.

Dude, Aussies are really bad when it comes to racial things, we are the same, you should hear the way people talk about those boat people who are always comin here! So it isnt just Americans, trust me! LMAO!

Ok well FB is shitting me, so i decided to post this cool and fun survey thing here...Its Twi related...

Ok choose 6 friends, number 1 has to be you...
1. ME
2. Ally
3. Mary
4. Rai
5. Sophie
6. Lazzy

1. Would number 3 and number 5 fight over Edward Cullens attention?
Nooo, they would probably just share him.

2. Do you think number 6 would ever consider a fling with Jacob Black?
Probably not!

3. Which of the list likes Robert Pattinson the least, take that person and answer me this, would that person and Rob (if they got drunk) have crazy naked sex together?
Ummm, ok, i dont know who likes Rob less, except me, and ummm, gosh, i dont want to answer such crude questions about myself...LMAO!!!

4. Match all the people above with the werewolf who is most like to imprint on them?
Me and Jacob (duh) Mary and Quil, Ally and Sam maybe?, Rai and Embry (dunno why, but for me, it works), Sophie and Paul and Lazzy and Seth, just because it would be funny because he is so much younger then her....

5. Of your friends (not you) who would most likely end up phasing and hurting one of the others?
Ummm, i think Soph would be easy to make Phase, but then she would hurt me! LMAO!!

6. Would number 5 ever sleep with Taylor Lautner?
Noooooooooo!

7. If you were to walk in on an orgy who would be involved?
All the girls (bar me) with Edward and maye Jasper and Carlisle! LMAO!

8. Would any of you get along with Bella?
Yeah, everyone but me probably! I hate her!

9. Which of you would be caught having group sex with the Quileute Pack?
Ahahahah MEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Bring it on! LOL!

10. If number 3 was marrying Edward, and number 6 was marrying Jasper, who would marry Emmett?
I dont know, Ally maybe! LOL!

11. Which of your friends would be most like to kidnap Taylor Lautner?
I would do it, but if i couldnt, i would pay all of them to do it for me! LOL!

12. Number 4 is pregnant with Edwards child? Are they happy?
Hahahaha Totally ecstatic! LMAO!!

13. All of you are stuck with the femal vampires, to get out one of you has to make out with Alice, who is it?
Ummm, Lazzy or Mary, maybe Ally, i think they all wouldnt mind doing it! Or i could pay them to do it!! LMAO!

14. Of all the girls, which one could handle Paul imprinting on them, remember, he is pretty psycho?
Honestly, i dont know, i think we can all handle it! LMAO!

Stay tuned for part 2...do this guys it was funny! LMAO! And i needed to use my brain because of how many options i had on each answer....

Ok choose 6 friends, number 1 has to be you...
1. ME
2. Cousin
3. Soph
4. Rai
5. Lazzy
6. Ten

1. Would number 3 and number 5 fight over Edward Cullens attention?
Nah they'd share like good Cullenates should

2. Do you think number 6 would ever consider a fling with Jacob Black?
Hahahahaha...ummm...how enthusiastically can I put this?? Frucken Hale yes!!

3. Which of the list likes Robert Pattinson the least, take that person and answer me this, would that person and Rob (if they got drunk) have crazy naked sex together?
Personally I think she protests too much and has a secret thing for Rob that would be unleashed when drunk. So yes!

4. Match all the people above with the werewolf who is most like to imprint on them?
Jake and Ten obviously, Me and Seth because he's my favourite wold after Jake, Soph and Paul - they both have anger issues lol, Rai and Sam - I'm not sure why, Lazzy and Embry - they'd balance each other well, and they're both kinda shy with strangers, cousin and Jared because he's the only other wolf I can think of right now!

5. Of your friends (not you) who would most likely end up phasing and hurting one of the others?
Dur! TenTen

6. Would number 5 ever sleep with Taylor Lautner?
Possibly

7. If you were to walk in on an orgy who would be involved?
All of us and Cullen Boy Bonanza!

8. Would any of you get along with Bella?
Soph and possibly cousin.

9. Which of you would be caught having group sex with the Quileute Pack?
Oh come on!!

10. If number 3 was marrying Edward, and number 6 was marrying Jasper, who would marry Emmett?
Lazzy because she reminded me of Emmett o my list yesterday

11. Which of your friends would be most like to kidnap Taylor Lautner?
All the wolf/Jake/Taylor questions all have the same bloody answer!

12. Number 4 is pregnant with Edwards child? Are they happy?
happy would not be enough to describe it!!!

13. All of you are stuck with the femal vampires, to get out one of you has to make out with Alice, who is it?
Lazzy - we could get her drunk enough to get over the whole lesbian thing

14. Of all the girls, which one could handle Paul imprinting on them, remember, he is pretty psycho?
Probably me because I'm always the mediator and I have limitless patience

Seriously! Why I suddenly got turned into lesbian?

So conclusion: Two wolfs has imprint on me, I make out with Alice (twice), have some orgy with Cullen boys (not that I mind lol), marry Emmet (yeah I could do it lol) and in the top of it all I also possible would sleep with Taylor.

Man, I am such a bitch

I hadn't even realised how many sexual encounters you were listed as between me and Ten!! If you are indeed the HQ granny, you are one perverted old lady!!!!

Hahaha yeah, that was hilarious! I found a way dirty one as well, but it wasnt forum appropriate, or FB appropriate, dad would so totally kill me if he seen it! I mean, he lets me do stuff, but this one dirty twilight survey was just...hahaha yeah!

Hey, and Ally, i didnt know you had alot of patience...Hahaha, you would probably need to play mediator between me and *counts on fingers* too many people if we somehow ended up meeting! LOL! Cuz as you know, me and patience, nope, not even available in the same sentence! Like someone just needs to look at me wrong and i will snap! LOL!

And dude, some of those answers were so funny! LOL! But i just need to be clear, surely you werent talking about me and having crazy naked sex with Rob were you...Because OMJ! nooo. Troy was laughing the entire way through that, and he was like - Tennille you and Rob are both ummm, different, and both very open about sex and just stuff other people dont talk about and if you two got drunk i can totally see you two having crazy naked sex....

Somehow that convo turned into what we would want to come back as once we die...and Troy wants to be a women so he can touch himself and feel the difference between when he does it as dude and if he were a chick...but me, i told him, and he is still laughing about it, that i want to come back as Taylor's Bathrobe, quite possibly his towel...maybe his boxer shorts!

Oh and Ally - Question Number 2...LOL...U are right, it is hard to put my enthusiasim into my answer for that one...oh and i totally love that you put me n Jake as imprinting...Even though Troy must have a death wish, he keeps telling me the best thing for everyone, and especially me apparently, would be if Paul imprinted on me, because according to him we would be able to keep each other calm and grounded therefor saving everyone else...LMAO! He is so dead! Jake is my imprinter, i can totally feel it! LOL!

www.AllTheTests.com -» The Quiz - Solutions


For 27 % you are: You are most like Alice. You are a happy, lively individual. You are married to Jasper(to state the obvious).
27.27 % of 24731 Quiz participants had this profile!

You could also get this result:
For 27 % you are: You are very much like Carlisle. You are kind and considerate. yah...

Or even this one:
For 18 % you are: My sympathies to you, my friend. I regret to inform you that you were chosen by Jacob. I will not even describe him...the picture says it all

Or even this one:
For 18 % you are: You are Jasper-like. You are very deep. That is all I can say. You should try meditation to hone your skills.

Or even this one:
For 9 % you are: You and Esme are very similar. You are motherly and compassionate.


...so i guess im kinda in switzerland....tho the jacob one doesnt bother me too much...i hope its the old jacob that im like...