My room, ladies and germs

hahaha well yeah. thats the obvious choice!

and jasper! "oh well i think we can handle that" HOT!

I KNOW! And I love how he swings the bat under his leg and catches it. So sexy. And his baseball shirt shows off his swimmers' bod PERFECTLY. He's muscular, but no gross six pack. And I love the broad shoulders with the slim waist and long legs!

mary, you could be all like
edward: hey uhmm Bella, can you come to my room? i want to show you something.
bella: yep i'll be there in half a sec, just give me a minute.
*while waiting for Bella, Edward strips off and putson her favourite man smell that she loves. flicking through his Cd collection, Edward pulls out 'Clair De Lune' and sticks that on*
bella: i'm hereeee....woh what's this?
edward: bella, honey come over here!
*standing naked, in the middle of their bedroom was edward! his body lean like a swimmer, strong like a bull and tender to touch! his manhood standing just at the sight of bella*
Edward:ohh bella you do this to me everytime *looking down*!
bella: i'm going to jump you like a mountanlion.

*with that bella had her clothes off in under 3seconds and was on edward.*
bella: OHHH Sweet jesus edward sweet jesus!

hahaha. i'll definately think about it rhi.

Lol. Ugh. Bella annoys me more and more every time I watch the movie. I remember how much I loved her at first. So weird.

And I HATE writing down directions. Such a pain in the arse.

yeah she annoys me heaps to. i'd like to replace her but i'm guessing every chick would want to replace Kstew

JAMES! GASP!

and like directions how to get somewhere?!

Yeah. My mom wanted me to get her directions to some bar downtown. gr. I don't mind it when I need the directions, but I was trying to write for God's sake.

hahahaha. i just realized how annoying i probably am to people who watch this movie with me! i quote like the whole thing! LMAO!

I do the same thing, Sister!

YAY! EDWARD TRIES TO SAVE THE DAY!

"i'm strong enough to kill you." SO HOT!

DON'T APOLOGIZE!!!!!!!!!! URGH FRUCKING JAMES!
^^ yeah i totally just yelled that.

i'm glad i'm not the only one sister!

ditto!! i was watching it this particular night and i nailed every quote. ma came out and told me to shut up! so naturally i did, not for long, i was at it again so ma came out and was like 'i don't mind how loud it is but it's when you start quoting the lines that i get pissed off!!!"

STOP EDWARD STOOOOOOOOOP!!! DADDY CARLISLE STOP HIMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!

ahhaha i think we're all like that rhi! i won't watch it with anyone. they get so mad at me!

I only watch it with my bestie and her family because they talk as much as I do.

AH! EDWARD IN A HOODIE! OH MY EDWARD! EEEE! AND NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! BELLA DON"T GO TO JACKSONVILLE! EDWAAAAAAAAAAARD! DONT BE A DIPSHIT!

so pretty much, everything i type i really just yelled. i watch this movie like it's my first time, everytime! LMAO!

that's the way to watch it!!!

Lol. WOO!

Anyway, I'm gonna get off here and go make dinner. I'm starving!

EFFING JACOB! HE'S LIKE A FRUCKING NINJA! COMES OUTTA NO WHERE! AND SEXY FRUCKING SUIT! OME!

FRUCKING VICTORIA! WHY ARE YOU THERE!? OH WAIT! THAT CAN'T BE YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE A FRUCKING VAMPIRE, AND YOURE CRYING! STUPID CATHERINE! VAMPIRES DON'T CRY! EFF!

calm down now. just remember laurent dies and its round about 72days until new moon! GOOZFRAHBAAH

i hate that part. let's be awesome and make the vampire cry. lalala.

and URGH! this story is pissing me off. maybe i should just not write anymore.

sounds good. go have a hot bath or something. you'll come back here and there'll be like a squillion posts from me.

haha i can't! i live in a dorm! we only have showers. and i can't moooooooove.