Rob on the Prowl ladies

ok ladies, rob is on the prowl for a g/f but theres a hitch, you have to have well scalptured abs!! although if you have a fun and outgoing personalitiy and like to take romantic walks along the beach...

now every fangirl is probably hitting the gym to meet robs absurd standards and my view is that if he wants a chick like that he'll have to look in a gym full of female bodybuilders

Well all i can say is goodluck to the rest of you....lol....

sigh. if only i did have good abs. if only. oh well. rob would look past it for my charming personality!! lol.

Hahaha Troy just read this as he is sitting with me now and he said he totally has the abs (and it is true, he does, nowhere near as good as Taylor, but still good) so Troy's problem is that he wants a girl....LMAO!! ewwww my boyfriend is kinda freaking me out here....lol...jokes....i knew what he was like before this....

I heard that Kristen Dunst, the Spiderman girl, was hitting on him. That's SO gross. I don't think she's that pretty. She annoys the shit out of me. So gross and creepy. Why would she hit on my man when EVERYBODY knows me, StepSis, Sister, Lazzy, and Rairai are going to marry him. Lmao. I love how long his list of wives is.

psh. im cool with the polygamy. =].

Isnt polygamy illegal?

We'll make it legal!

No dont, where is the fun in it if it is legal?....U guys should all marry Rob with the law as it is now....unless you all wanna behave, then you can make it legal, and if you cant, you can go to one of those countries where it is already legal....there are plenty of options! LOL!

We'll ask Rob. He can decide. I think the wedding rings might be a little expensive, but hey I'd marry him without a ring. He could give me like... his hoodie or something or nothing even!

Hahaha now you sound like me....i had this convo with Troy last night about if Taylor asked me to marry him but he didnt have a ring and all he had was a balloon on a string would i say yes.....and i was like HELL YEAH, he dont need to give me nothing and i would say yes! LOL!

But, yes i think u should ask Rob, i mean, him being famous and all he might not want to do anything illegal and get into trouble! LOL!

Rob's gonna be the new Hugh Hefner, lmao! Only not so gross and creepy. The sexy, manly, gorgeous guy who doesn't run Playboy. He's just gonna have multiple girlfriends. And they're not gonna be all blonds.

sisterrrr. we're going to temporarily convert to islam! geeze! they can have 4 wives as long as they can care for each of them equally.

Hahaha there you go, problem solved...

And ewwww - Soph - i totally just had a visual of Rob walking around this mansion type house with a maroon robe on like Hef does....ewwww! LOL!

OH, yeah! I forgot about that, Sister.

LMAO! Tenny, EW! No, Rob won't bother with the robe. he doesn't need one.

Oh no, eww, Sophie, that visual was even worse....

Lol. I think it's awesome! I want to try on Rob's jeans too. He has AMAZING jeans. They could stand to be a little tighter though.

Ok are you trying to make me vomit here? But you want to try on his jeans....see that is weird....wouldnt they be to big for you?

He's pretty skinny. I think they might be a little big, but not too big. I used to wear guy's pants all the time. Not joking! I like how they fit. And they're honestly more comfortable for me because I have NO shape. They're easier to fit too.

Ok well fair enough, i guess it makes sense, but i have shape, alot of it, so they dont work for me at all, but i love guys shirts, they are so much more comfortable then womens, same as guys bondage jackets, they are warm and comfy. But the female one's are all crap!

I love guy's shirts! I'm wearing one now. And I don't worry about ruining them as much either. Plus my turso is really long, like the rest of me. So I can't always wear girls shirts because they either fit my bust correctly and they're several inches too short or they're long enough and they don't fit my chest.

Well thats sucks....i can wear girl shirts, but they are usually to long because i am so short, but it is the same as the guys shirts....i buy alot of my shirts from ther kids section, well the teen section really, that way they fit properly....it is kinda embaressing! LMAO!

That's only against the rules if you're over thirty-five. My mom does it. THAT'S embarrassing, lol.

hahahaha....dude, when i am 35 i will still be doing that, i mean i aint getting any taller....well unless i get fat when i am older, then i guess i will have no choice!

Lol. I'll send you some shirts then.