Team Edward...I have crossed over

But their breath stinks...

poisoned_rose wrote:I like Jake, but he's not my Edward

That said, Taylor's body is gorgeous! Rob's is more my thing, coz I usually go for leaner guys, but I have to admit Taylor's body is droolworthy.

I don't like the wolves in NM either, like the actors. But Tenny has made me see Alex Meraz in a better way atleast.

TheRealBella wrote:I wouldn't even say Jake's body is droolworthy. I just don't like buff guys. Kellan is SO gorgeous. He has the cutest face and great eyes, but he's way too buff. Jackson and Rob are my thing! And Peter's pretty good too.

I totally feel ya, girls

TheRealBella wrote:So get a vibrator.

ome, Sophie!!!!! The best joke today!!! I gotta write it down buahahahahahah

Lol. Thank you, Laz! Glad I could entertain. I'm dying of laughter here, like right red because I can't breathe.

Get a vibrator!!! LOL! Nice one, Soph!!!

I cannot believe I thought of that! That was seriously the first thing that came to mind. Oh, gosh! I love you guys! This is so much fun, but Tenny's gonna kill me.

TheRealBella wrote:Lol. Thank you, Laz! Glad I could entertain. I'm dying of laughter here, like right red because I can't breathe.

me too hahhahahah my bf is in the next room and he heard me laughing and asked why I laugh so hard ome, it's hot already in here and all this laughing just makes me even hotter

I'm choking because I can't stop laughing. It's crazy. So much fun!

You are so mean but soooooo funny

I love you girlies!!!! hehehehehehehe

I'm waiting for Tenny to come break down my door and kill me. She will as soon as she reads that. Oh, dear...

hahahahahaha I love you and Ten and your combativeness. Its very entertaining!

It is. It's fun to pick on her! And her replies are so funny. But I'm starting to fear for my life.

LOLOL Soph!!! You probably should do hehe

I should have feared for my life before it got this bad, but I'm weird... I don't catch on with social cues sometimes.

hehehe we did try and warn you, Sophie!!

I know. I just don't listen sometimes.

Anyway. Mum found me on the computer and I have to get off. *sniff* But I'll be back on later.

Oh no Well it was fun chatting with you, babes Try and come back later

Ten had threatened pretty much everyone in this forum. I don't think she will kiss us for one and only reason - it would be so freaking boring without us in HQ

that is true, Lazmeister! She needs us too much

TheRealBella wrote:So get a vibrator.

Lol! That's so horrible. Tenny's gonna kill me. Time to shut up about Jake.

Sophie, Sophie, Sophie, hun, i HAVE a vibrator, and it DEFINATLY isnt all warm, smooth, and textual like Jacob...You definatly need a Jacob, he is good for EVERYTHING! And although as Troy has pointed out, Edward is always hard, where is the fun in that, at least with Jacob he is all soft and you get to turn him on and make him that wild animal in the bedroom! *growl*...

But you know, i love ya and all Soph, but you are not making it easy to sit and wait to become rich so i can fly over there and kick your little butt...I mean, if i had the money i would kick all your asses, but its OK, you wont all be dead, most of you arent at the dead stage, Mary and Laz are at the beating stage, but not the bone crunching pain, just a punch up level pain...I dont remember how Mary got out of the bone crunching pain, but she did! LOL! And Emz and Ally are at the break a nail stage pain...only because they are nice toward Jake and have both said Taylor looks hot and stuff! LOL! So they got lucky! So i can do it, when i have the money, LOL, because you will all make it back to the HQ, Soph you might not be in one piece, but you will have A hand to type with! LMAO!

Oh and about the actual topic at hand here - WOOOOOOOOOO!! *happy dance* WELCOME TO THE LIGHT SIDE! Nope there is no turning back, no more Team Swiss or anything for you, it is all about Jakey from now! Wooooooo! I am like smiling so much now i look like a frucking retard, but i dont care! PARTY TIME!! WOOOOOOO!! TEAM JACOB!!! OMJ! I am like sooo happy, welcome to the light, it took you a while to see it, but better late then never! LOL!

Lol. Sorry. It was funny. and I will never stop laughing at that. From now on, when I say Jacob Black, I won't be talking about the werewolf of the porn star, I mean the vibrator. Rofl! Hehe. Sorry, Ten. I'm really sorry!

Well as long as you arent ripping on my Jacob then you can talk about vibrators and porn stars all you want...Actually i think it would be cool if someone named their vibrator Jacob Black, it is a very sexy name. My vibrator has a name! LOL! But i am so not going to tell you what it is...i think i may have mentioned it before, but i will never mention it again...

Sophie, do you think you could go an entire day (my time, not yours lol) without saying one negative thing about Jacob...I mean, i know i cant go a day without mentioning Taylor or Jacob, but that is harder to do then not saying something negative! LMAO!

I FREAKING LOVE JACOB! And seriously, me and Troy were having this argument about who would be better in bed out of Edward and Jacob, and eventually Troy had to agree with me that Jake would be better because Edward is all hard and uncomfotable, and a little bit of a prude (no offence but it is true), where as Jake is all soft and warm and has those animalistic tendanices going for him....I dont think Troy shut up and agreed, i just think he lost because i had more points then him, and he couldnt win the chat! LMAO! Or he just knew i had to be right and he shut up! LOL!

We also talked about who would have a bigger, ummmm, pretzel...LOL...And this time he really did agree with me that Jacob's would be bigger then Edwards...

You can have my share of Jake, Tenny. I don't want him.

Wait, are we talking real Jake or vibrator Jake? LMAO! Because if we are talking real Jake, then send him over here, i will take all the Jake i can handle and more, i dont care, i just love everything bout him, from his personality to his smile to his FAMAZINGLY buff body........

OMJ that reminds me, i totally had the most fawesome dream last night, i so cant go into detail, you know, minors can join and read and all that, but OMJ, it was fawesome, it had me and a couple of hot wolves in it! LMAO!

twiheart wrote:to the dark side!!

i am now officially Team Jacob

Im just kinda sick of hearing about Edward lol...hes getting old

and besides, Native Americans stick with each other lol

and Jacob is just more my type of person<3

i just love him waay more than i love Edward!!

So yay TEAM JACOB!!!

now i just need to find a good Jacob Black siggy...hmmmm any ideas anyone???

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! i think i just died a little on the inside. -cries-