The War Thread

*attacks the team switz people with a staple gun for being mean to cousin!!!*

*runs ten ten over with a monster truck for being team jacob =X!*

*I give Ten Ten a bullet in her head for getting me to start liking Jacob*

*Shoots Mair-Mair with a laser gun for attacking team switz

*Jumps and attacks Jacob Wolfe for not being team switz which is the best way to go

* Scratches and bites Lola for thinking Team Switz is the best when we all know Team Jacob is the way to go ^

*Joins Ten in the scratching and biting*

*sends zombies to attack all the team jacob people since it is OBVIOUS that team edward is the way to be!!!*

*Lunches an assault of fangs, claws, and etc to all Team Edward people because Team Jacob is FOBVIOUSLY better than Team Edward*

((Thanks, Ten, for finally teaching me the real way of the wolves ))

*tells oprah that the team jacob people think she's tacky so that she ends up on team edward and tells the world that you're crazy while we're on her show XD. and then some edward girl throws a brick at your heads and you die as we're leaving because team edward pwns team jacob.*

i cant believe i just used pwn. thats the dumbest word everrr! just saying.

(That was a lame tactic…)

*After healing up at the normal wolf rate, I get every single Jacob fan in the world to shine some light into this to prove that real men don't sparkle. They get mean and tough, and aren't afraid to show a little claw and muscle when it comes to issues and don't need to rely on some mind reading or foresight to help them out*

*gets emmett, jasper, aro, marcus, caius, felix, and every other badass vampire in the real world to prove to the team jacobs that real men can indeed sparkle...."

your face is a lame tactic! oooooooo burn! rofl!

*Grabs flame throwers and burns the Volturi cuz they just suck like that

*Kickboxes Mair-Mair in the face, jumps on her back, and then flips her to the ground

* invokes the demon guardian spirit Zenki & unleashes him on Lola & the rest of Team Switz just for kickboxing MairMair.

* hires the whole Gundam army to wreak havoc on Team Jacob people for saying real men don't sparkle. Hale, Edward is a vampire & he CAN sparkle!

* asks Edward to listen to the opposing Teams' minds so I'd know what they're going to do to me next. Bwahaha

*Says a prayer and takes cross out to guard out Zenki.

* Takes a chainsaw across the neck to ALL Team Edward people so the world will be a Jacob filled, lovely, light place *

* have Edward bite ALL Team Edward people & turn us into vampires, so the chainsaw won't have ANY effect at all & turns the chainsaw to all who oppose Team Edward & slit their throats with it...

* Demands the wolf pack to pull apart and destroy all the newborns and people Edward turned *

* Have Nessie go with Team Edward people so the wolves will not harm them... Jake wouldn't want to hurt Nessie.

*slaps trizn for bringing a child into this argument*

^kicks you for slapping trizn for trying to keep Nessie safe!

- Dismembers anyone who did ANYTHING to my girlfriend, no-one gets away with that lolz -

* Smacks Troy's face with a fish for confusing us since we don't know if he's with Team Edward or Team Jacob with Ten

* Pulls Lola's hair out and feeds it to her for making Troy second guess after he HAD to do that because he was in trouble with me and locked in the kitchen, he had to suck up some way! LOL! *

*Finds everyone that likes the Cullen and gives them a good slashing before smiling and howling*

* Knocks all the Edward fans out with my copy of Breaking Dawn and then operates and make there hearts stop beating so they can feel like vampires as well *

yaaaaay, my dream has been fulfilled!!! I am with Edward forever lol

*kicks New Moon just cause there is not enough of Edward* *then kicks Stephenie Meyer cause she didn't add more of Edward in the New Moon*