The War Thread

Right. This is where it happens, cadets. You fight, you shout, you attack anybody you want. Somebody attacks you? Attack them back!

Keep it in this thread, please. This is for venting internet-based frustration only, and not for flaming, okay?

So, we need an example.

*Al wipes the grin of Pretty_Twisted's face with a red-hot haddock*

*magic slaps Al for making thread in wrong forum (probably)*

is this is how it should be done?

YES

*Al blows a hole in magic's spleen with a rocket-propelled cod liver oil pill for not telling him where to post it*

*Ally slaps Alphonse in the face with a wet tuna fish for making her have to decide where this thread belongs*

*rampantly pokes poisoned_rose with a breadstick for taking so long to decide*

*carves out Alphonse's heart with a spoon for judging me on speed alone*

*squirts blood into poisoned_rose's eyes for using a spoon*

*gouges out Alphonse's eyes with her nails for not having an easier screenname to spell!*

*flosses poisoned_rose with barbed wire for not realising his nickname is "al" *

* shocks Al with a high powered taser gun for pointing out her idiocy*

*strangles Ally with chicken wire for puking on Jacob so many times*

*pounds on Ten with a jack hammer for puking on Edward so many times*

*beats cousin with a baseball bat for living so freaking far awayyy!"

rofl worst reason EVER!

* shanks cousin with a super virtual shank for living all the way in frucken Indiana*

If you're gonna use a bad reason, may as well do it in good company

*pulls shank out and re-shanks cousin with her OWN shank for ummm... for getting be around accented men all the time!!!!*

yay for terrible reasons!

*shoves cousin down onto a bed of very very VERY sharp nails for getting to be closer to every single Twilight event ever*

yay for cousinly love

*stabs cousin in the eyes with a paper clip (hurts more!!!) for living in the land of rob's birth!!!"

haha i love you cousin!!!

* beats cousin round the head with a brick for living in the land where they film Twilight*

love you too cous! night xx

*Stabs Ally with a spork right between the eyes for not having looked for Taylor pics EVER until the other day*

*la pushes tenten off of a cliff for making it look like i secretly love jacob!!!!!!!*

* Roundhouse kicks Mary for pushing Ten Ten off the cliff

*CHUCK NORRIS roundhouse kicks lola's donkey-butt off of a sky scraper for defecting to team switzerland!*

*throws glitter on Ten and jumps around screaming "Sparkle, Ten, sparkle" just cause she's in team Jacob*

*kicks up Ally's donkey-butt cause she made us so hard choice of cracked smiles i Awards nomination*

*beats up everyone for being so violent* lol

Hahahaha La Pushes...LOL...good one!! LOL!

Ok...

*Pulls off Mary's fingernails and toenails one by one for not admitting her lover for Jacob openly* LOL

*Throws a hot coffee all over Laz for making her sparkle, now you will feel hot like Jacob *

* dismantles TenTen's Rabbit for pulling out Mary's finger & toenails, and for throwing hot coffee on Laz.