HEY RHI!! READ THIS!

Aahhhh. We never know. We might see or hear about him being all nice. But I'm sure he also has his naughty side. And the water pipe is one of those. Or his stethoscope? How about a scalpel?

That's just sadistic Maybe he is sadomasochistic or however you write it

He has to use the nearest sturdy thing to him. And he is a doctor/surgeon. So, I would think a scalpel would do the trick?

I dont think a scalpel satisfy Carlisle donkey-butt, 300 years Rai, he must be a little exigent, he has tasted all....

Oh crap, that also sound so wrong

And what do you think would satisfy him? A golf club?

Oh god Only Aro, they're equally gay... or maybe all Voulturi guard!!!!

AHAHAHA!!! I knowww!!! The stick-shift in his car!!!

Oh, Carlisle is one, little, naughty gay-whore

He'll be sliding up and down, sitting on the stick-shift of his car. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW...

PLEASE NO VISUALS!!

Okay. Stopping now. LMAO! Damn the wheelchair stories. It's stuck in my head.

I dont know the wheelchairs story

I'm not sure it's safe to talk about the wheelchair thingy on here. LOL. If Mary or Sophie agrees to talk about it here, then I'll say it. But Carlisle has got nothing to do with the wheelchair.

He's gay. And he prolly would want to get an artificial leg, instead of sitting on a chair to go around, if ever his legs are amputated, or summat like that.

Ok I'll wait then

You know, I think we are totally destroying poor Carlisle But its so damn true

We are not really destroying him. It's just that we found out his secret. And of course, like all major buzzes, it's the talk of the town.

Ok, now. If he is gay, he did distroy Cullen family

*shudders*

That would mean, the last name "Cullen" is gay?!?!?
NOOOOOOOO!!!

Stupid Carlisle!!!!!!! Why didnt he think about that?!??!

Maybe he thought NOBODY would notice and find out. He's wrong. We found out. It's a disgrace. Maybe I should just use Edward's real last name, Masen. And not Cullen.

I'll use McCarthy then!!!! Amy McCarthy, OMK

Rai Masen. Awwww..

See??? It sounds so lovely...

Aro Cullen sounds great

Mr. and Mrs. Carlisle and Aro Cullen!!!

I literally spill my drink, I thought I would never do that And who is going to be Mr and Mrs? Take turns?

The name Carlisle itself is gay to a certain extent...

And nah Carlisle is the more feminine one... So he becomes Mrs Cullen