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TheRealBella- Royal Cullenate
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Sister, you just killed me. I'm crying because I'm laughing so hard! But, yes, Billy's taken.
sparkle11- Newborn Vampire Cullenate
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TheRealBella wrote:He will once he sees how happy Edward is with you. He's very kind.
True, he is very kind, he will let us have the men as he does put others first??!!
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Yes. It's very thoughtful.
LiONLAMBxox- Runs With Vampires
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carlisle is very nice! he's just lacking the manly vampire awesomeness mojo that the others have.
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Pretty much. But it's not all bad. He's a good dad.
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LiONLAMBxox wrote:hahahahahhahahahahahahaahahaa and billy's taken. bahahahahaaha
Oh no he's taken?!! Have I missed something on another thread? There's too much to read!!!!!!
TheRealBella- Royal Cullenate
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No, it was on Facebook that we decided.
LiONLAMBxox- Runs With Vampires
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erm... he belongs to she-who-must-not-be-named!
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LOL! I feel so bad. I just laughed when somebody went by in a wheelchair!
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hahahaha i would have too! damnit. hahahaha oh cen1. way to be the butt of all of our jokes.
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Lol! I feel so bad though. It was funny though!
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it probably was lol!
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Wheelchairs now lead to ultra gross sexual thoughts, ROFL!
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I knowwwwwwwwwww. Hahahhaahahahahahahaha!!!LiONLAMBxox wrote:hahahahahhahahahahahahaahahaa and billy's taken. bahahahahaaha
Sophie!!! Not the wheelchair thing again!!!!TheRealBella wrote:LOL! I feel so bad. I just laughed when somebody went by in a wheelchair!
The lopsided butt of CEN1? LMAO!LiONLAMBxox wrote:hahahaha i would have too! damnit. hahahaha oh cen1. way to be the butt of all of our jokes.
GAHHHHH!!!! I can almost imagine Stephenie's description of Billy's wrinkled face and the wheelchair sex with CEN1!!!TheRealBella wrote:Wheelchairs now lead to ultra gross sexual thoughts, ROFL!
LiONLAMBxox- Runs With Vampires
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RAIRAI! OME EWWWWW!
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I know. It's EWWWWWWWWWWWWW... But this damn visuals don't stop. Especially when I read about wheelchairs and Billy. And then Billy pushing the wheelchair instead of CEN1... and maybe their -uh- wedding? EWWWWWWWWWWW
LiONLAMBxox- Runs With Vampires
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RAIRAI! OME!!!! stoooooooooop!!! 
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I guess Carlisle will also be grossed out, when he sees Billy and CEN1. Especially since he's gay. Which reminds me of another gross thought...about Carlisle this time. Does he play with himself? Like insert his pretzel in random holes, or insert any sturdy rounded-cylinder-like object in his aldente-hole? 
LiONLAMBxox- Runs With Vampires
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OMEOME! RAIRAI I AM SCARRED FOR LIFE! EWWWWWW!!!
.....but maybe?
.....but maybe?
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He's gay. So I think he really does it. Uh- stick his pretzel in random holes, that is. And the insertion thing, I'd need a second opinion. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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I dont understand half of what you said, but yes Emmett is very unaware of everything upstairs in our bed... I dont want to hurt his feelings by telling him his dad is gay
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LOL. Amz... I was wondering if Carlisle also has his "special alone time".
AmyHale- Vampire Cullenate Extraordinaire
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Maybe he has one of those big dolls filled with air, a special doll for gays
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Won't the doll break? LOL. After all, his aldente-hole is also hard as stone. He'd need something like a water pipe?
AmyHale- Vampire Cullenate Extraordinaire
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OHHHHHH RAI!!!!!!!!!! That's just disgusting!!! Carlisle is a naughty and disgusting boy if he does that!!!
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