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okay... this really IS off-topic.

i'm going to come right out with it. i think carlisle is secretly gay!! or maybe bisexual with a slight inclination for men. but seriously! he's such a pansy. working in the hospital like a little girl, all night long! wth!? where's his manly vampire mojo at!? he's so gay. he totally is. watch! stephenie will come out with it one day.

and him and esme? they have more of a working relationship. kind of like hilary and bill clinton.

Well, in his defense, he was like from the Dark Ages, but he is really soft.

I think I agree with you Mar. His gift is compassion, right? I think it made him soft, that it's like he's almost gay.

PSH! people from cromwell's time should have been badasses!

he's lacking that vampyman-ness that the others have. he's like a girl, that's really a boy.

He's sort of reckless for being a doctor too! Like he can't have met EVERY person in the world, which means he can't know if he can control his thirst or not.

he's reckless AND gay!

I know. It's so weird. I'm waiting for the day Stephenie announces it. Esme was used as a cover up! Poor girl.

poor poor esme.

Carlisle was really mean for using her too. Maybe they didn't want to break it to the kids or something.

or maybe carlisle like's to deny his homosexual side? and he's using esme to try not to be gay?

Well, his dad was a priest, so maybe his religious beliefs are against it and he's trying to use Esme to become straight?

exaaaaaaaactly! and esme doesn't mind because she thinks carlisle is sexy! and he is. but most gay men are...

They are! I love gay people. Carlisle is an example, but I don't understand why Stephenie made him THAT gay when he's a vampire. Somebody can be compassionate without being gay.

TheRealBella wrote:I know. It's so weird. I'm waiting for the day Stephenie announces it. Esme was used as a cover up! Poor girl.

That he actually bit Esme, because he was thirsty and couldn't take it anymore???

And I think, he made use of that reason, to hide his being gay. OME!!!

Carlisle just acts gay. And he's so shy with females, even Esme! Like he doesn't put his arm around Esme's WAIST. He puts it around her shoulders!

YESSS! it was a cover-up! he really DOES like human blood dude!

Yes, and he wears contacts to change his eye color. He just has to get TONS because the venom absorbs the contacts.

Maybe because he doesn't accept the fact that Esme has a small waist, and he doesn't?

Maybe. That makes sense to me.

that makes perfect sense!

I know! Why has it taken us this long to post this thread? It's so obvious.

Hmmm.Maybe because we were just used to Carlisle being gentle and all. Now, I see the light. He IS gay.

i figured i'd take one for the team, and just throw it out there!

Amen!

So, I just remembered a Lion King song. And I think this would fit Carlisle very well...