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    I guess this is sorta funny...

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    Post  TheRealBella Mon Sep 07, 2009 4:50 am

    My latest Bella injury. Although I don't think Bella would ever let loose enough to get hurt this way, lmao. And then she wouldn't find it funny that she did, but I don't think ANYONE has ever been hurt this way before:

    I was shopping at Target with my brother, Hudson, and told him that the sparkling water I always get explodes if you drop it, like all carbonated drinks. So I bought an extra few bottles for us to explode. They're really cheap. They're like $0.70 for a 240 mL bottle. So we dropped it off our balcony twice and it didn't explode. Finally, I decided we didn't loosen the cap enough. So we went and got it off the balcony and I loosened the cap a little more until the bubbles were about to overflow. THEN Hudson threw it and the cap flew off with such force that it sent the bottle flying at my face.

    It hit me the bottom half of my nose, my mustache-line or whatever it's called, and my upper lip was busted on the inside REALLY bad.

    At first, I was like, "Okay, I just got hit in the face with a bottle... Whatever." Then I noticed my nose was GUSHING blood, and the regular members know my issue with blood of course. So I ran into the bathroom and washed my face. It took like an hour to stop bleeding, but my nose isn't broken. It's tender all up and down, and swollen on one side. I'll take pictures if I remember. You can hardly notice. My lip is busted on the inside, like it hit my teeth or something, so it's a little extra swollen, but that's it.

    Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Like I've said before, I get hurt in the WEIRDEST ways. I can't laugh now, and I can't really even move my face. When you hurt the muscles in your nose, you can't do ANYTHING. You have to have a poker face basically. So I'm guessing I bruised the cartilage and the muscles maybe, but that's it. I won't be smiling much for a few weeks, so I probably won't be on here often.
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    Post  Pretty_Twisted Mon Sep 07, 2009 4:52 am

    I dont wanna laugh, but man, that was hell funny.
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    Post  LiONLAMBxox Mon Sep 07, 2009 4:53 am

    honestly sister, i wish you would have filmed that. you could have won america's funniest home videos! LMAO!
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    Post  TheRealBella Mon Sep 07, 2009 4:53 am

    I KNOW! It's horrible, but it's REALLY funny it. It hurts. I can laugh at it though, so laugh all you want.
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    Post  LiONLAMBxox Mon Sep 07, 2009 4:54 am

    i am! Laughing Laughing Laughing

    if you gotta get hurt, at least it was in a funny wayyy!
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    Post  Pretty_Twisted Mon Sep 07, 2009 4:54 am

    Laughing Laughing
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    Post  TheRealBella Mon Sep 07, 2009 4:55 am

    Exactly, Sister. It belongs on Funniest Home Videos, I swear! Who gets hurt by a bottle of sparkling water!? First, it tasted like beer. Then it assaulted me!
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    Post  Pretty_Twisted Mon Sep 07, 2009 4:57 am

    Ok, i cant stop laughing dude, that would have been funny to see.
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    Post  TheRealBella Mon Sep 07, 2009 4:57 am

    My brother didn't even realize I got hurt. he thought the water splashed me in the eye.
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    Post  trizn Mon Sep 07, 2009 4:58 am

    Forgive me for posting this, Soph... But do you look like this now? Run

    I guess this is sorta funny... FishLips
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    Post  TheRealBella Mon Sep 07, 2009 4:59 am

    No! I'm not green!
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    Post  LiONLAMBxox Mon Sep 07, 2009 5:00 am

    are you SURE?! maybe the kangaroos got to sister too!!!! GASP!
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    Post  TheRealBella Mon Sep 07, 2009 5:01 am

    Yes! I just have a giant bruise on the underside of my nose, and then a cut in my nostril, plus a swollen lip. Smile No green. Purple though.
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    Post  LiONLAMBxox Mon Sep 07, 2009 5:01 am

    so say the fish was purple.....? LMAO!
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    Post  TheRealBella Mon Sep 07, 2009 5:02 am

    I'm not a fish! And I'm a freaking giant, okay!?
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    Post  trizn Mon Sep 07, 2009 5:02 am

    LOL. Pretend the fish was purple. Run
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    Post  LiONLAMBxox Mon Sep 07, 2009 5:03 am

    hahaha. alright, i believe you!
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    Post  TheRealBella Mon Sep 07, 2009 5:03 am

    Nah, Rai. I'll try to post pictures tomorrow if I manage to get on.
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    Post  trizn Mon Sep 07, 2009 5:07 am

    Okay, Soph. No fishes. I'll just imagine Edward accidentally bit you. But you're defecting and moving on to Jasper...
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    Post  TheRealBella Mon Sep 07, 2009 5:08 am

    Edward bit me last week and then Jasper bit me again. Two different injuries, two different men. Smile
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    Post  trizn Mon Sep 07, 2009 5:15 am

    You are two-timing, Soph. That's not good... :tease:
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    Post  TheRealBella Mon Sep 07, 2009 5:17 am

    No, there was a week transition time before I tied into my Alice-side and bought the freaking sparkling water for my brother to explode!
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    Post  AmyHale Mon Sep 07, 2009 1:19 pm

    How in HALE does that even happens?! You're one in a million, seriously Laughing
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    Post  TheRealBella Mon Sep 07, 2009 1:29 pm

    I'm not sure, but this might be my weirdest injury yet. Rofl. Oh, well, it's a story to tell. I'm trying to get a hold of my bestie to tell her. I'm sure she'll enjoy the story very much.

    And my nose is getting better already! I can sneeze without it killing me, which is nice because I'm having horrible seasonal allergies right now. It's still tender a bit, but I'll live.
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    Post  Cannibal_Corpse Tue Sep 08, 2009 8:43 am

    Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing dude. i just read the first post and had to reply. because that was so funny. seriously, i wish i could have seen that. lolz.

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