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If they mated – Robert Pattinson and Tom Sturridge

Dear Rob and Tom Sturridge-

Recently some amazing pictures surfaced of you two strolling through the streets of New York on what could only be called: a man-date… The look in your sunglassed eyes as you gazed longingly at each other, the matching “we have no clue about fashion or colors palettes” outfits, and the obvious 4 day stink you undoubtedly shared could only mean ONE thing: You’re in love! And even though you can’t make it legal while you’re both in NY maybe you can take a long weekend and head up to Vermont to cement your love! Now that you’ve come out as Robstu (that Robsten thing was just a cover! Whew!) someday maybe you’ll decide to have a little one that has all your best features combined! And I couldn’t help but wonder what exactly a Robstu love child would look like… so in honor of my recent trip to see my true boyfriend, a one Mr. Conan Christopher O’Brien, I bring you…

If they mated! The Robert Pattinson and Tom Sturridge edition

Now if you’re not familiar with If They Mated from Conan’s late night chat show all you need to know is he takes two celebrities rumored to be together and throws them in the If They Mated machine (aka photoshop) and out comes what their child would look like. Trust me it’s great fun!

So for today’s expirament we have you two strapping young lads…


Follow the cut to see what happens after we throw you guys into the “If They Mated Machine”…



IT’S A BOY!!!!!!!!!!!! Ahhhh fellas, this is a big day for you all, did you know you would create such an uhhh… interesting kid together?! They should really get on top of this DNA thing so we can see this become a reality!

Looking forward to more of your man dates!
Themoonisdown

http://letterstorob.wordpress.com/2009/06/09/if-they-mated-robert-pattinson-and-tom-sturridge/



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Some more fun

Yesterday this appeared in the UK tabloid the mirror :



Fan girls everywhere went nuts! Who was this mystery brunette?

Exclusive to ROBsessed we reveal the identity of the mystery brunette!

They met when they were little boys. Took acting and dancing classes together...



They experimented.........with drinking and smoking









They shared their clothes when times were tough...



The moved to L.A. together and their adventures ensued...



Rob became famous and mystery brunette was always there supporting (or lurking, whatever





Rob got more famous. They partied...





Their love is a love that will last through the ages, talked about by many.

Their Bromance will be a threat to many women in their lives.

Historians will call them RobStu and they will always dance...



Pictures of RobStu dancing and Tom lurking in the background of Rob/Kris in car are photoshopped ) The real mirror article says "to powder HER nose". Ya know I thought I'd put a disclaimer just in case

http://www.robsessedpattinson.com/2009/02/robert-pattinson-with-striking-brunette.html

I just noticed...



I have jeans like Tom has! I wear them when I go biking