So like around Thanksgiving, I went into Kansas to visit my step-grandmother technically. I grew up calling her grandma. My two cousins, Hayley and Anna were there. I got them to read Twilight a while back and they had their copies of the book with them, so we decided to take some pictures after my brothers said they didn't like the series.
So here's proof that thirteen year old boys should never read Twilight:
These are on my cousin's Facebook so I can't flip them. But we were coaching them on how to be girlie, lol. It was so funny. I had to go in and like PUSH Joe's hip out for the picture. Then he said it hurt. My cousin's headband was extra.
Me in the left corner. I think I was texting or trying to find a quote or something. Joe isn't as good at being girlie.
Sam. He wouldn't surrender completely the my talents of making boys look feminine. He did cross his legs though, which was a plus. We had to teach him how to cross them like a girl though. Some guys are just so unaware of how girls behave.
My grandma. I bought that pillow for her when I was like twelve.
Joe with the book and Sam counseling him on how to return to his masculine side. Lol.
They actually did a good job. Joe's the more naturally masculine one, and he did all the poses.
Not with Twilight, but we took like twenty minutes to teach him how to point his toe. Why is that so difficult for guys? I dunno, but he was whining about how much it hurt. I just told him it was supposed to hurt.
The twins together. Sam's in the sweater vest. Joe's in the blue. They're doing their Naurato stuff or whatever that is. Lol. I have no clue.
Anywho. That's it. I'm forever gonna make fun of them for surrendering themselves to my powers. I was really sad I didn't have makeup too. I was gonna put a ton of lipgloss on them, but I didn't have my purse with me.
So here's proof that thirteen year old boys should never read Twilight:
These are on my cousin's Facebook so I can't flip them. But we were coaching them on how to be girlie, lol. It was so funny. I had to go in and like PUSH Joe's hip out for the picture. Then he said it hurt. My cousin's headband was extra.
Me in the left corner. I think I was texting or trying to find a quote or something. Joe isn't as good at being girlie.
Sam. He wouldn't surrender completely the my talents of making boys look feminine. He did cross his legs though, which was a plus. We had to teach him how to cross them like a girl though. Some guys are just so unaware of how girls behave.
My grandma. I bought that pillow for her when I was like twelve.
Joe with the book and Sam counseling him on how to return to his masculine side. Lol.
They actually did a good job. Joe's the more naturally masculine one, and he did all the poses.
Not with Twilight, but we took like twenty minutes to teach him how to point his toe. Why is that so difficult for guys? I dunno, but he was whining about how much it hurt. I just told him it was supposed to hurt.
The twins together. Sam's in the sweater vest. Joe's in the blue. They're doing their Naurato stuff or whatever that is. Lol. I have no clue.
Anywho. That's it. I'm forever gonna make fun of them for surrendering themselves to my powers. I was really sad I didn't have makeup too. I was gonna put a ton of lipgloss on them, but I didn't have my purse with me.
Tue Nov 15, 2016 2:59 am by trizn
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