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    Post  Pretty_Twisted Tue Jun 30, 2009 5:56 am

    Your right, i havent, but i have seen the shape of it through his gym pants, and man, talk about ALL MALE! Do you need me to show you the pics babe? They look good!
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    Post  TheRealBella Tue Jun 30, 2009 5:57 am

    How do you know that's not just like a protector thingy, whatever it's called! He did karate, remember?
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    Post  Pretty_Twisted Tue Jun 30, 2009 6:00 am

    A cup?

    Well darl, i know because a cup keeps it in one spot, and it dont wrap around the penis shape, and i WILL post the pics right here of the shape if you need to see it again, i dont mind really.
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    Post  TheRealBella Tue Jun 30, 2009 6:01 am

    I say he just sticks a sausage in his pants.
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    Post  Pretty_Twisted Tue Jun 30, 2009 6:04 am

    No way dude, i dont know what sausages you guys eat over there, but the shape in his pants has the penis ribbed, flop look...Sausages are ususally hard and would make it look like he was erect all the time! SO IT WAS DEFINATLY TAYLORS MANHOOD!
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    Post  TheRealBella Tue Jun 30, 2009 6:05 am

    I dunno. You can order sausages from Germany...
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    Post  Pretty_Twisted Tue Jun 30, 2009 6:08 am

    He soooo wouldnt do that, and i am not going to quit this argument until you admitt he is ALL MAN! LOL!
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    Post  TheRealBella Tue Jun 30, 2009 6:09 am

    Psh. I doubt that. Men aren't innocent. That's why they're MEN. You said he was innocent, which obviously means he's a female. Very Happy And besides, wouldn't you be charged with like statutory rape after sleeping with him?
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    Post  Pretty_Twisted Tue Jun 30, 2009 6:16 am

    Not over here, see, he is over 16, and in Australia, if someone is over 16 and consents, no trouble!

    And hey, not all men are pigs, i only say Taylor is innocent because he looks so sweet and caring, he is my ideal male!
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    Post  TheRealBella Tue Jun 30, 2009 6:17 am

    So sweet and caring he can't keep a decent relationship? And hey, some of the girls he's dated are total sluts, so he obviously can't preform either.
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    Post  Pretty_Twisted Tue Jun 30, 2009 6:20 am

    He is waiting for me for the decent relationship, that is why! He needs me to have that perfect relationship...He is just dedicated to his work at the moment! Which i respect him for even more!
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    Post  TheRealBella Tue Jun 30, 2009 6:21 am

    So dedicated that his career isn't taken seriously? Of course, I don't think ANYONE on Disney Channel or dating someone off it is respected or taken seriously, so...
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    Post  Pretty_Twisted Tue Jun 30, 2009 6:23 am

    SOPHIE - I TAKE HIM SERIOUSLY! HE IS FAMAZING, HE IS TALENTED! HE IS WELL RESPECTED TO ME, HE IS JACOB BLACK IN THE TWILIGHT SERIES FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, HE WILL GET THE RESPECT I KNOW HE HAS DESERVED HIS ENTIRE CAREER!
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    Post  TheRealBella Tue Jun 30, 2009 6:24 am

    No one with tiny eyes and a giant nose is taken seriously in my mind. And I'm sure his lower half is the same. Huge donkey-butt, tiny penis.
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    Post  twiheart Tue Jun 30, 2009 7:57 am

    Pretty_Twisted wrote:Your right, i havent, but i have seen the shape of it through his gym pants, and man, talk about ALL MALE! Do you need me to show you the pics babe? They look good!

    LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

    Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

    NO BUT IVE SEEN THE SHAPE OF IT THROUGH HIS GYM PANTS!!! OMG that is the funniest thing!! ever!!!

    and seriously...I think Taylor is the best...gotta love me some Taylor...he is VERY talented, and he loves what he does! and hes GRATEFUL! so all the haters "TO THE LEFT, TO THE LEFT!" (thats from Beyonce in case no one knows what the hell im talking about hahah)

    but for serious...i dont understand why you hate Jacob/Taylor so much?
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    Post  Pretty_Twisted Tue Jun 30, 2009 10:02 am

    SOPHIE U ARE GETTING ON MY LAST NERVE HERE - TAYLOR DOESNT HAVE A GIANT NOSE, OR TINY EYES, HE IS THE PICTURE PERFECT MALE SPECIEMEN IN MY OPINION. HE HAS GOT IT ALL GOING FOR HIM. AND HE HAS A NICE donkey-butt AND I HAVE SEEN THE SHAPE SO I AM POSITIVE HE HAS A GREAT PENIS AS WELL!
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    Post  TheRealBella Tue Jun 30, 2009 8:17 pm

    I still say it's a Vienna sausage.
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    Post  poisoned_rose Tue Jun 30, 2009 8:21 pm

    Laughing Ummm I'm not sure which side I venture on on this one. He doesn't really have a giant nose or small eyes, but I told you Tenny I'm just not convinced that his manhood is that sizable.
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    Post  TheRealBella Tue Jun 30, 2009 8:22 pm

    LMAO! Ugh... We're so dead, StepSis! But if you're gonna die, die with a friend, right?
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    Post  poisoned_rose Tue Jun 30, 2009 8:40 pm

    Exactly StepSis! Atleast we're not alone!!!
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    Post  TheRealBella Tue Jun 30, 2009 8:44 pm

    Very true.
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    Post  poisoned_rose Tue Jun 30, 2009 8:47 pm

    We'll be ok. Rob will save us, I'm sure.
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    Post  TheRealBella Tue Jun 30, 2009 8:56 pm

    ooh! I'm sure! That'll be super sexy. Hope he's wearing only a tool belt. Laughing
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    Post  poisoned_rose Tue Jun 30, 2009 8:57 pm

    Then we can slowly untie the tool belt and unwind it form his waist....as a thank you of course...
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    Post  LiONLAMBxox Tue Jun 30, 2009 10:28 pm

    soooooo off topic. i decided that ten has to be auntie tenny. she's the cool aunt that lets you eat ice cream late and tells you what a blow job is... that kinda thing XD. and auntie lazzy is the completely awesome in a different way aunt. rofl!

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