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OME! My poor baby!
Pretty_Twisted- Jake's REAL Imprintee
- Number of posts : 8890
Location : With Jacob, as always, nice and warm, and very naked in his bed.
Job/hobbies : Jacob Black, Taylor Lautner, Jacob Black, Taylor Lautner, Jacob Black, Taylor Lautner
Registration date : 2009-03-18
- Post n°26
Re: OME! My poor baby!
Your right, i havent, but i have seen the shape of it through his gym pants, and man, talk about ALL MALE! Do you need me to show you the pics babe? They look good!
TheRealBella- Royal Cullenate
- Number of posts : 9302
Location : Midwest
Job/hobbies : Reading, writing, sleeping, music, etc.
Registration date : 2009-03-16
- Post n°27
Re: OME! My poor baby!
How do you know that's not just like a protector thingy, whatever it's called! He did karate, remember?
Pretty_Twisted- Jake's REAL Imprintee
- Number of posts : 8890
Location : With Jacob, as always, nice and warm, and very naked in his bed.
Job/hobbies : Jacob Black, Taylor Lautner, Jacob Black, Taylor Lautner, Jacob Black, Taylor Lautner
Registration date : 2009-03-18
- Post n°28
Re: OME! My poor baby!
A cup?
Well darl, i know because a cup keeps it in one spot, and it dont wrap around the penis shape, and i WILL post the pics right here of the shape if you need to see it again, i dont mind really.
Well darl, i know because a cup keeps it in one spot, and it dont wrap around the penis shape, and i WILL post the pics right here of the shape if you need to see it again, i dont mind really.
TheRealBella- Royal Cullenate
- Number of posts : 9302
Location : Midwest
Job/hobbies : Reading, writing, sleeping, music, etc.
Registration date : 2009-03-16
- Post n°29
Re: OME! My poor baby!
I say he just sticks a sausage in his pants.
Pretty_Twisted- Jake's REAL Imprintee
- Number of posts : 8890
Location : With Jacob, as always, nice and warm, and very naked in his bed.
Job/hobbies : Jacob Black, Taylor Lautner, Jacob Black, Taylor Lautner, Jacob Black, Taylor Lautner
Registration date : 2009-03-18
- Post n°30
Re: OME! My poor baby!
No way dude, i dont know what sausages you guys eat over there, but the shape in his pants has the penis ribbed, flop look...Sausages are ususally hard and would make it look like he was erect all the time! SO IT WAS DEFINATLY TAYLORS MANHOOD!
TheRealBella- Royal Cullenate
- Number of posts : 9302
Location : Midwest
Job/hobbies : Reading, writing, sleeping, music, etc.
Registration date : 2009-03-16
- Post n°31
Re: OME! My poor baby!
I dunno. You can order sausages from Germany...
Pretty_Twisted- Jake's REAL Imprintee
- Number of posts : 8890
Location : With Jacob, as always, nice and warm, and very naked in his bed.
Job/hobbies : Jacob Black, Taylor Lautner, Jacob Black, Taylor Lautner, Jacob Black, Taylor Lautner
Registration date : 2009-03-18
- Post n°32
Re: OME! My poor baby!
He soooo wouldnt do that, and i am not going to quit this argument until you admitt he is ALL MAN! LOL!
TheRealBella- Royal Cullenate
- Number of posts : 9302
Location : Midwest
Job/hobbies : Reading, writing, sleeping, music, etc.
Registration date : 2009-03-16
- Post n°33
Re: OME! My poor baby!
Psh. I doubt that. Men aren't innocent. That's why they're MEN. You said he was innocent, which obviously means he's a female. And besides, wouldn't you be charged with like statutory rape after sleeping with him?
Pretty_Twisted- Jake's REAL Imprintee
- Number of posts : 8890
Location : With Jacob, as always, nice and warm, and very naked in his bed.
Job/hobbies : Jacob Black, Taylor Lautner, Jacob Black, Taylor Lautner, Jacob Black, Taylor Lautner
Registration date : 2009-03-18
- Post n°34
Re: OME! My poor baby!
Not over here, see, he is over 16, and in Australia, if someone is over 16 and consents, no trouble!
And hey, not all men are pigs, i only say Taylor is innocent because he looks so sweet and caring, he is my ideal male!
And hey, not all men are pigs, i only say Taylor is innocent because he looks so sweet and caring, he is my ideal male!
TheRealBella- Royal Cullenate
- Number of posts : 9302
Location : Midwest
Job/hobbies : Reading, writing, sleeping, music, etc.
Registration date : 2009-03-16
- Post n°35
Re: OME! My poor baby!
So sweet and caring he can't keep a decent relationship? And hey, some of the girls he's dated are total sluts, so he obviously can't preform either.
Pretty_Twisted- Jake's REAL Imprintee
- Number of posts : 8890
Location : With Jacob, as always, nice and warm, and very naked in his bed.
Job/hobbies : Jacob Black, Taylor Lautner, Jacob Black, Taylor Lautner, Jacob Black, Taylor Lautner
Registration date : 2009-03-18
- Post n°36
Re: OME! My poor baby!
He is waiting for me for the decent relationship, that is why! He needs me to have that perfect relationship...He is just dedicated to his work at the moment! Which i respect him for even more!
TheRealBella- Royal Cullenate
- Number of posts : 9302
Location : Midwest
Job/hobbies : Reading, writing, sleeping, music, etc.
Registration date : 2009-03-16
- Post n°37
Re: OME! My poor baby!
So dedicated that his career isn't taken seriously? Of course, I don't think ANYONE on Disney Channel or dating someone off it is respected or taken seriously, so...
Pretty_Twisted- Jake's REAL Imprintee
- Number of posts : 8890
Location : With Jacob, as always, nice and warm, and very naked in his bed.
Job/hobbies : Jacob Black, Taylor Lautner, Jacob Black, Taylor Lautner, Jacob Black, Taylor Lautner
Registration date : 2009-03-18
- Post n°38
Re: OME! My poor baby!
SOPHIE - I TAKE HIM SERIOUSLY! HE IS FAMAZING, HE IS TALENTED! HE IS WELL RESPECTED TO ME, HE IS JACOB BLACK IN THE TWILIGHT SERIES FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, HE WILL GET THE RESPECT I KNOW HE HAS DESERVED HIS ENTIRE CAREER!
TheRealBella- Royal Cullenate
- Number of posts : 9302
Location : Midwest
Job/hobbies : Reading, writing, sleeping, music, etc.
Registration date : 2009-03-16
- Post n°39
Re: OME! My poor baby!
No one with tiny eyes and a giant nose is taken seriously in my mind. And I'm sure his lower half is the same. Huge donkey-butt, tiny penis.
twiheart- Newborn Vampire Cullenate
- Number of posts : 460
Location : So Cal, LA
Job/hobbies : makeup...and Twilight Saga :)
Registration date : 2009-05-09
- Post n°40
Re: OME! My poor baby!
Pretty_Twisted wrote:Your right, i havent, but i have seen the shape of it through his gym pants, and man, talk about ALL MALE! Do you need me to show you the pics babe? They look good!
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
NO BUT IVE SEEN THE SHAPE OF IT THROUGH HIS GYM PANTS!!! OMG that is the funniest thing!! ever!!!
and seriously...I think Taylor is the best...gotta love me some Taylor...he is VERY talented, and he loves what he does! and hes GRATEFUL! so all the haters "TO THE LEFT, TO THE LEFT!" (thats from Beyonce in case no one knows what the hell im talking about hahah)
but for serious...i dont understand why you hate Jacob/Taylor so much?
Pretty_Twisted- Jake's REAL Imprintee
- Number of posts : 8890
Location : With Jacob, as always, nice and warm, and very naked in his bed.
Job/hobbies : Jacob Black, Taylor Lautner, Jacob Black, Taylor Lautner, Jacob Black, Taylor Lautner
Registration date : 2009-03-18
- Post n°41
Re: OME! My poor baby!
SOPHIE U ARE GETTING ON MY LAST NERVE HERE - TAYLOR DOESNT HAVE A GIANT NOSE, OR TINY EYES, HE IS THE PICTURE PERFECT MALE SPECIEMEN IN MY OPINION. HE HAS GOT IT ALL GOING FOR HIM. AND HE HAS A NICE donkey-butt AND I HAVE SEEN THE SHAPE SO I AM POSITIVE HE HAS A GREAT PENIS AS WELL!
TheRealBella- Royal Cullenate
- Number of posts : 9302
Location : Midwest
Job/hobbies : Reading, writing, sleeping, music, etc.
Registration date : 2009-03-16
- Post n°42
Re: OME! My poor baby!
I still say it's a Vienna sausage.
poisoned_rose- Mrs. Cullen-Hale-Taylor
- Number of posts : 12661
Location : Wherever Jaspie is <3
Job/hobbies : Stalking my husband of course!
Registration date : 2009-03-15
- Post n°43
Re: OME! My poor baby!
Ummm I'm not sure which side I venture on on this one. He doesn't really have a giant nose or small eyes, but I told you Tenny I'm just not convinced that his manhood is that sizable.
TheRealBella- Royal Cullenate
- Number of posts : 9302
Location : Midwest
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Registration date : 2009-03-16
- Post n°44
Re: OME! My poor baby!
LMAO! Ugh... We're so dead, StepSis! But if you're gonna die, die with a friend, right?
poisoned_rose- Mrs. Cullen-Hale-Taylor
- Number of posts : 12661
Location : Wherever Jaspie is <3
Job/hobbies : Stalking my husband of course!
Registration date : 2009-03-15
- Post n°45
Re: OME! My poor baby!
Exactly StepSis! Atleast we're not alone!!!
TheRealBella- Royal Cullenate
- Number of posts : 9302
Location : Midwest
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Registration date : 2009-03-16
- Post n°46
Re: OME! My poor baby!
Very true.
poisoned_rose- Mrs. Cullen-Hale-Taylor
- Number of posts : 12661
Location : Wherever Jaspie is <3
Job/hobbies : Stalking my husband of course!
Registration date : 2009-03-15
- Post n°47
Re: OME! My poor baby!
We'll be ok. Rob will save us, I'm sure.
TheRealBella- Royal Cullenate
- Number of posts : 9302
Location : Midwest
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Registration date : 2009-03-16
- Post n°48
Re: OME! My poor baby!
ooh! I'm sure! That'll be super sexy. Hope he's wearing only a tool belt.
poisoned_rose- Mrs. Cullen-Hale-Taylor
- Number of posts : 12661
Location : Wherever Jaspie is <3
Job/hobbies : Stalking my husband of course!
Registration date : 2009-03-15
- Post n°49
Re: OME! My poor baby!
Then we can slowly untie the tool belt and unwind it form his waist....as a thank you of course...
LiONLAMBxox- Runs With Vampires
- Number of posts : 11705
Location : having nakeycuddle time with my edward!
Registration date : 2009-03-15
- Post n°50
Re: OME! My poor baby!
soooooo off topic. i decided that ten has to be auntie tenny. she's the cool aunt that lets you eat ice cream late and tells you what a blow job is... that kinda thing XD. and auntie lazzy is the completely awesome in a different way aunt. rofl!
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