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No, she's probably replying with tons more retarded excuses. She didn't even READ all the posts. She was on for about two seconds before she replied.

oooooo that PERSON! omg i just want to punch her.

You can take the right eye, Sister. I wanna punch her left eye!

Then I'm left with the nose? Haha. And there she goes again. Disappearing act. What do you make of it?

hahaha sounds like a plan! oooo we better shut up! we're talking shit again! oh no! not where she can actually SEE it!? URGH

and rairai. she's probably googling good insults or something.

Running to Billy for comfort? Or maybe Caius this time?

You can punch her in the nose, and then all at the same time, we'll go to bust a few ribs.

Soph, there you go again. "Bust"... LMAO! I know you didn't mean the boobs, but... you know... Haha. Totally off topic, but not really. I remember the pants' waist just under the boobs... Gahhhh!!!

I should have given he/she/it the extra bra I had in my purse too! ROFL!

Why not give he/she/it the stripper bra you intended Jake to wear? I think he/she/it would totally love to wear it. That way, the pants can remain on his/her/it's lower body/half. I dunno. I'm confused now. He. She. It. Body. Huh? LOL

I'll have to keep that in my purse next time I go to Starbucks, rofl! I'll definitely give it to her if I ever see this person again.

Don't forget to take a picture this time. LOL. Danny can take the pictures, actually. You have to be the one handing out the bra. You can tell him/her/it that it's kinda like an award for winning 3 awards in one contest.

LOL! "They might take it when you're in the mental hospital, but I'll send you another one. I promise!" And Danny would probably be cracking up at that point, so the picture would be all blurry, or I'd be bent over drooling out coffee on the floor.

Hahaha. I know. Maybe you can tell him/her/it that she/he/it can have a pink bra nextime, if the nurses take the red one for safekeeping. LMAO!

Or we can have someone embroider the words:

"For winning 3 out of 20 categories, this bra is awarded to ____ this ___th day of _____, year 2009."

hahahaha what if he/she/it puts it on in starbucks!?!?! LMAO!

Then she goes to the mental hospital a bit early?

Mar, I would love to see that, if he/she/it puts it on inside Starbucks.

We could record it on his webcam. The only reason we were in Starbucks was for the WiFi anyway.

i KNOW! lmao! it would be PRICELESS!

Post it on youtube? Give the Facinelli a link? LOL. It's like Single Ladies rewind...

Should I include a leotard, RaiRai?

A matching red leotard... Dude, it's effing weird. I automatically thought leotard = retard.

That's hilarious, Rai!

should we delete the carlisle is gay thread now, speaking of peter?

RHI, YOU'RE AN IDIOT, BTW! NONE OF US THINK THAT CARLISLE IS GAY.

Yeah probably. It was SO funny though! I had so much fun in there.

I am starting to be really mean. Urgh... Anyhooo... I'm getting off now. It's lunch and I have to leave before 1PM. LOL. Or else, I get the award for the early bird...for the next class.

@Mar: Just lock the thread. Add a postscript before locking it, though. Other people who doesn't/didn't know of the April fool joke, may misunderstand.

Bye Soph, Mar. Happy tweeting!