SHOW and TELL Week

It's Show and Tell Week guys. Bring something to show and tell the Cullenate class. You can bring the pretzel and discuss it, too.

So, what would you bring to class?

Oh, thats easy, i would bring my Jake, and it would be a show and tell, with a lesson in Buffology, so every guy can then know how to look that good naked! LOL!

I'll bring: a pretzel, aldente, and smoothie to class. And bring Edward along, too. I'll demonstrate which part of his body the food is based on.

Hahaha interesting...I wont watch though, that is grosse....I will just bring Jake and TELL people how they can have a body that good....and then i will SHOW people what they can do to make their many VERY VERY happy! LOL!

I won't watch either. You can close your eyes while I show the class Edward's pretzel, smoothie and smack the aldente! Wooot!! Smack that! Hahaha

Hahahaha yeah, i dont want to see that, but i will definatly be showing the class how to....i guess....eat the pretzel, or as i think of it, Jakes liquid filled hotdog of fawesomeness....I will show everyone how to swallow something as large as Jakes pretzel whole! hahahaha!

OMG!!!!

I think your mouth would open that BIG while you eat his pretzel? -->

Rai, you naughty girl! LOL!

But yes, i need to open my mouth sooooooo wide, because ya know, Jake is thick, long and juicy....totally bursting with flavour....So when i do my show and tell people will see what i mean....and it will be fawesome....

I swear, Rai, when i talk to you my mind always turns to dirty things! LOL!

Tennille: "Okay, so you eat the pretzel this way..." then opens mouth veeeeeeeeeeeeeery wide like this: and swallows Jake's pretzel.

We have the perfect smiley. Or do you have to stretch your mouth first?

Hahaha i would need to do some stretches first...

Me: Ok, this is how you swallow a very big pretzel whole, which will cause the creamy goodness inside to spill out...

*opens and closes mouth a few times, using her hands to stretch her jaw as far as it can go*

and then

on Jakes massive pretzel...

and the audience reaction -

Everyone together: I WISH I COULD DO THAT!

Me: "Classmates, I think Tennille deserves a round of applause and a cheerdance!"





(<-- someone was seen practicing...) who was that?

Hahahahaha, i dont know, i would like to think you were all practicing....but i accuse Sophie or Mary of practicing right then and there! LMAO!

Oh man, my visuals are getting the better of me...LOL! I totally am picturing all of this in my head...LOL!

I would like to think it's Sophie practicing.

Teacher: "Sophie, what are you doing?"
Sophie: "I'm practicing ma'am. I'm gonna be the next to show and tell, and I'll do Edward's pretzel, too." then continues to practice

Hahaha and then -

Me: Good job Sophie, but you need to open it more like this *does demonstration* other wise it will bend his erection, which might hurt!!!



And the innocent people's reaction -



HAHAHAHA!

Pretty_Twisted wrote:Hahaha and then -

Me: Good job Sophie, but you need to open it more like this *does demonstration* other wise it will bend his erection, which might hurt!!!



And the innocent people's reaction -



HAHAHAHA!

And Sophie gets it right. So she . And then the innocent people

And me when Sophie gets it right -



Hahahaha because then we both have awesome pretzel swallowing skills....as long as she remembers to swallow the liquid fawesomness that expells from it, because that is one of the best bits....especially when it has that Jakey flavour! Not that you guys will ever know that! LOL!

Naahhh.. It will be Edward's liquid fawesomeness that we Team Edward peeps will swallow.

Hahaha well i hope you Edward-ians enjoy that...because i know i will enjoy Jacob juices! LOL!

GIRLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!

That's soooooooo not good!!! I'm just putting my hand in my head and just shooking and giggling, you guys are so open, (no, I dont mean you play that much with Edward and Jake, without game of words ok?) xDD

this is so fun

Hahahaha well you used these smilies Does that mean you are practicing Pretzel swallowing as well Amy? LOL!

TENNY! omg! ahhhh!

Hahaha sorry dudette, but my mind is in the gutter, and i cant pull it out no matter what i try! LOL!

hahahaha it was kinda funny.

Wow... I have no idea what's going on, lol. Ugh. You guys post too fast.