Perfect! Or he can have sex in the middle of a battle in the Civil War... Whichever StepSis likes best. lmao!
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TheRealBella- Royal Cullenate
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Oh man, hilarious!
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Or plainly a shooting pretzel. I bet Ally would love that.
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Charlie can be the No Pretzel Exhibit, lmao!
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Shooting pretzel, that works and
Good One Sophie
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LMAO! StepSis will freaking LOVE that.
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A shooting pretzel with Ally as the target!!! And Charlie's pretzel should be covered...
And Charlie's pretzel should be covered...
TheRealBella- Royal Cullenate
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LMAO! Charlie's pretzel should always remain covered. He can walk around the Pretzel Week Fair and we can cover our men and their pretzels easily. 
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Oh man, Ally would love to be the target for that one! LOL!
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Hopefully she'll read this before Pretzel Week is up... She meets Lazzy today.
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We'd have a bazooka-shooting pretzel aimed at Ally and Laz for meeting today without us.
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Hahahaha yes, that sounds like a good idea as well Rai Rai!
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LMAO! Well, StepSis is on right now... Or she was a minute ago... We're shooting you with Jackon's Pretzel, StepSis. *waves*
Pretty_Twisted- Jake's REAL Imprintee
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Hahahahaha man, these visuals are making me laugh so much, i almost fell off the chair!
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Oh I hope she's online. LOL. She'll be drenched in Jackson Juice if she won't check this out.
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Then what about Edward!? What's he gonna do to us, RaiRai!? I can't think of anything because I'm laughing so hard.
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I doubt she would mind being drenched in Jaspers jucies! LOL!
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Oh, I'm sure too! I wouldn't mind it even. Jackson has a freaking AMAZING body.
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Edward's not as trigger-happy like Jasper. He's gonna blow like a time bomb.
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Hey, that's fine with me!
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Hahahah Edward gets more attention because he has more of you - lucky he knows how to, ummm, hold it all in, that way he can get through it all!
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But sometimes he just cant hold it any longer. He'll be like a landmine. Once we touch him, he'll explode
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Are you all going to have pretzel time with Edward together?
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He can explode in me anytime! IN me! ON me! WITH me! Whatever.
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Well he will need to work out how to spread his juices evenly with all of you!
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