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Jeff The TwiGuy- Vampire Cullenate Extraordinaire
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poisoned_rose- Mrs. Cullen-Hale-Taylor
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Location : Wherever Jaspie is <3
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Well he's a horny freak, but lucky for him we don't mind his kind.
Jeff The TwiGuy- Vampire Cullenate Extraordinaire
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Good to know, Ill make a note...
poisoned_rose- Mrs. Cullen-Hale-Taylor
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*nods*
Jeff The TwiGuy- Vampire Cullenate Extraordinaire
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Do we like pirates? 
JACK SPARROW FTW!
JACK SPARROW FTW!
poisoned_rose- Mrs. Cullen-Hale-Taylor
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Oh hale yeah!!!!! COmpletely off-topic but have you ever watched pirate porn???? It is, I swear, the funniest shit ever! My mates made me watch it once when we all got pretty plastered.
Jeff The TwiGuy- Vampire Cullenate Extraordinaire
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...nooooooooooo...
*steps back slowly*
*steps back slowly*
poisoned_rose- Mrs. Cullen-Hale-Taylor
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Location : Wherever Jaspie is <3
Job/hobbies : Stalking my husband of course!
Registration date : 2009-03-15
Did I just freak you out slightly, babybro?
Jeff The TwiGuy- Vampire Cullenate Extraordinaire
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Of course not bigsis.
*steps back even more*
I just like this side of the room better.
*steps back even more*
I just like this side of the room better.
poisoned_rose- Mrs. Cullen-Hale-Taylor
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Of course you do babybro. So if I was, for instance, to talk more about pirate porn, you wouldn't, say, run out of the room screaming??
LiONLAMBxox- Runs With Vampires
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Location : having nakeycuddle time with my edward!
Registration date : 2009-03-15
wth cousin!? pirate porn!?
Jeff The TwiGuy- Vampire Cullenate Extraordinaire
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Of course not. But at that point, I might like a different room better than this one.
poisoned_rose- Mrs. Cullen-Hale-Taylor
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What?? it wasn't my idea!!!! It was ALL J***** - she showed it to my other mate who then shared it with us when we were round at hers getting pissed one night at uni! I don't remember much of it tbh, but I remember giggling like crazy!
LMFAO babybro!!!!!
LMFAO babybro!!!!!
Jeff The TwiGuy- Vampire Cullenate Extraordinaire
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You learn something new everyday huh? 
LiONLAMBxox- Runs With Vampires
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that's so... awkward? haha
poisoned_rose- Mrs. Cullen-Hale-Taylor
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Well we were all so pissed that it went beyond awkward and straight into hysterical laughter! It was on for about 2 minutes or something like that. Then we all passed out as per usual 
Jeff The TwiGuy- Vampire Cullenate Extraordinaire
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Alright Im out guys. Have fun with pirate porn and scary clowns. Talk to yall in the morning.
poisoned_rose- Mrs. Cullen-Hale-Taylor
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C'ya babybro. I'm heading off in a bit anyways. My head is effing killing me 
LiONLAMBxox- Runs With Vampires
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SLEEP COUSIN!
poisoned_rose- Mrs. Cullen-Hale-Taylor
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I just posted that I AM going to sleeeeeeeep! So Ha!
LiONLAMBxox- Runs With Vampires
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but i posted that first so =P!
magic- Royal Cullenate
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Location : in the meadow with Edward :D
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omg, those are HILARIOUS According to the list I should be in hospital by now hahahaha
And the bathroom laugh!!! It happens all the time when my bf's sleeping and I log in HQ hahahah
According to the list I should be in hospital by now hahahahaAnd the bathroom laugh!!! It happens all the time when my bf's sleeping and I log in HQ hahahah
AmyHale- Vampire Cullenate Extraordinaire
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Location : With Emmett no matter where ;)
Job/hobbies : Kellan's personal bellydancer.
Registration date : 2009-06-25
We are all in a constant coma lol
magic- Royal Cullenate
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trueAmyHale wrote:We are all in a constant coma lol
poisoned_rose- Mrs. Cullen-Hale-Taylor
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Very good point, Sisinlaw!
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