Ok so this sprang from a random conversation, just things about HQ that newcomers just be wary of. I thought it'd be nice if we could get together a nice long list and then...do something...with it for the year-iversary. What we'll do for it, I don't know!
Here's what we have so far:
1) HQ may lead to long nights, failing grades, a phobia of dead clowns, and much much more.
2) Linked to the above warning, please note that clowns may find some of the material presented on this site offensive. We apologise in advance.
3) Some Cullenate discussions may result in fever like overheating of the body, sweaty plams and an overall feeling of hysteria. Should any of these symptoms persist, please see your doctor
4) Prolonged time on hq MAY result in the very serious disease whattheHELLosis. symptoms of whattheHELLosis include; thinking people you've never met are family, a strange attraction to pretzels, feeling aroused whenever smoothies or pasta are mentioned, and getting horny everytime "Bad to the Bone" comes on. should you have any of these symptoms please contact your doctor immediately.
5) HQ picture threads are known to cause rapid acceleration in pulse rate, induce hyperventalation and in some cases cardiac arrest. If you are prone to any of these conditions please consult your medical professional before coming online.
6) Meeting your HQ friends in real life has some seriously health risks. Please be aware of the following. Those with weak hearts, high blood pressure, those who are pregnant, and those who have ever broken a collar bone need to proceed with caution. Should you decide that it is worth the risk, be aware that meeting a Cullenate might cause broken ear drums, head injuries, shock, and many more medical conditions. Please proceed with caution.
7) Please note that excessive letter writing to Cullenates is likely to end up causing severe hand and wrist pain that may end up developing into chronic arthritis. This practise should be avoided if one requires usage of both hands. If experiencing any pain or lack of movemenet please see your doctor.
8 ) Facebook spam done by Cullenates may result in mental break downs, temporary insanity, and an insane desire for revenge. If said spam is done correctly, however, the sex moan of your man of choice may lead to screaming, crying, tearing your own hair out, or jumping nude into your bed. Please do not spam if you have to operate heavy machinery in the next 12 hours.
9) Cullenate HQ late night spamming sessions may lead to what is known as the Cullenate Insomnia Bug. This is a terrible condidtion that does not allow the sufferer to sleep at anytime before, during or after posting spam on the HQ. This condition can lead to zombie like behaviour, dark circles around your eyes and can lead to caffeine overdose if coffee is present. If you are exhibiting any of these syptoms then for God's sake go and get some sleep!!!
10) Logging on to HQ drunk may result in public humiliation, inappropriate letter-writing, urinating in public or erotic delusions.
Legal notice: HQ bears no responsibility should any of these symptoms result in police detention or arrest.
11) Logging onto some HQ threads is likely to be detrimental to your health if done in a public place such as a library. Bruises and grazes maybe a result if you are thrown out hard enough. HQ does not accept liabilitiy in these situations so contact your local healthcare proffesional for advice.
12) Cullenates are advised to be on the look out for spontaneous horny spam nights. These inevitably lead to naughty visuals, pretzel talk, innuendo, and the stealing of innocence. The classic warning signs are Laz being home alone and/or Ally being drunk.
13) Some HQ thread contents may make you feel an overwhelming urge to use the bathroom whilst laughing so hard. To avoid this either don't laugh (physically impossible) or use the damned bathroom already.
If you have any other ideas just post them. I'll keep updating the first post!
Here's what we have so far:
1) HQ may lead to long nights, failing grades, a phobia of dead clowns, and much much more.
2) Linked to the above warning, please note that clowns may find some of the material presented on this site offensive. We apologise in advance.
3) Some Cullenate discussions may result in fever like overheating of the body, sweaty plams and an overall feeling of hysteria. Should any of these symptoms persist, please see your doctor
4) Prolonged time on hq MAY result in the very serious disease whattheHELLosis. symptoms of whattheHELLosis include; thinking people you've never met are family, a strange attraction to pretzels, feeling aroused whenever smoothies or pasta are mentioned, and getting horny everytime "Bad to the Bone" comes on. should you have any of these symptoms please contact your doctor immediately.
5) HQ picture threads are known to cause rapid acceleration in pulse rate, induce hyperventalation and in some cases cardiac arrest. If you are prone to any of these conditions please consult your medical professional before coming online.
6) Meeting your HQ friends in real life has some seriously health risks. Please be aware of the following. Those with weak hearts, high blood pressure, those who are pregnant, and those who have ever broken a collar bone need to proceed with caution. Should you decide that it is worth the risk, be aware that meeting a Cullenate might cause broken ear drums, head injuries, shock, and many more medical conditions. Please proceed with caution.
7) Please note that excessive letter writing to Cullenates is likely to end up causing severe hand and wrist pain that may end up developing into chronic arthritis. This practise should be avoided if one requires usage of both hands. If experiencing any pain or lack of movemenet please see your doctor.
8 ) Facebook spam done by Cullenates may result in mental break downs, temporary insanity, and an insane desire for revenge. If said spam is done correctly, however, the sex moan of your man of choice may lead to screaming, crying, tearing your own hair out, or jumping nude into your bed. Please do not spam if you have to operate heavy machinery in the next 12 hours.
9) Cullenate HQ late night spamming sessions may lead to what is known as the Cullenate Insomnia Bug. This is a terrible condidtion that does not allow the sufferer to sleep at anytime before, during or after posting spam on the HQ. This condition can lead to zombie like behaviour, dark circles around your eyes and can lead to caffeine overdose if coffee is present. If you are exhibiting any of these syptoms then for God's sake go and get some sleep!!!
10) Logging on to HQ drunk may result in public humiliation, inappropriate letter-writing, urinating in public or erotic delusions.
Legal notice: HQ bears no responsibility should any of these symptoms result in police detention or arrest.
11) Logging onto some HQ threads is likely to be detrimental to your health if done in a public place such as a library. Bruises and grazes maybe a result if you are thrown out hard enough. HQ does not accept liabilitiy in these situations so contact your local healthcare proffesional for advice.
12) Cullenates are advised to be on the look out for spontaneous horny spam nights. These inevitably lead to naughty visuals, pretzel talk, innuendo, and the stealing of innocence. The classic warning signs are Laz being home alone and/or Ally being drunk.
13) Some HQ thread contents may make you feel an overwhelming urge to use the bathroom whilst laughing so hard. To avoid this either don't laugh (physically impossible) or use the damned bathroom already.
If you have any other ideas just post them. I'll keep updating the first post!
Last edited by poisoned_rose on Sat Jan 09, 2010 2:15 pm; edited 3 times in total
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