The insanity of my night babysitting...

So I actually had some fun tonight while I was babysitting four of my siblings. My older sister was here until about ten, then she left and she didn't put the kids to bed, like she never does. They will not go to bed unless they have about an hour of crazy wrestling, hyper time, so I drew some pictures with them, illustrating all the different kind of "flies" there were. Lol. Pictures:



"Mayfly".



"Superfly".



"Housefly".



"Fruitfly".



"Venus Flytrap" next to the "fruitfly".



"Horsefly".



"Popfly".



"Flying fish".



And "when pigs fly" with part of me demonstrating how to spell Welcome for my little sister's lemonade stand, lol. It was fun! Very interesting. I'll have some videos of the three youngest boys once they're done uploading on YouTube and you'll see what I have to deal with daily. But there's nine videos and they're each pretty long, so I'll be here a while.

Typical conversation. The dude without a shirt is Hudson. The kid on the bed is Teddy and then Timmy, who is autistic, was under the bed for the majority of the first video.



Haha. Um... Teddy's so cute when you mention sex. He just starts giggling. Anyway. Yes, I did belch. You get that a LOT at my house. we have no manners.



"Balami" is what we call salami or bologna. We have our own language. And yes, I did sit on Teddy when he was hanging off the bed. Timmy was cheering because I sat on Teddy, and then you hear the "ow" when Teddy threw something at him.



I used another word I made up. "Anorexically". Haha. Sally is my coon hound and she hides under the bed when she's overwhelmed, lol. After this one, we decided that Hudson would host a restaurant in his belly button somehow... We come up with things even more random than we do on HQ, but it's all... stuff that belongs in a mental patient's head, lol.



Okay, warning on this one. SCREAMING! High pitched, loud, continual, etc. I had to fight Hudson for my camera... Weird.



They got my step dad's shirts out and put them on so they could stuff them up their shirts. There was another video that I'm not gonna post because Hudson did his "sumo wrestler" imitation. It's scary for me even, and I'm used to it, lol. Anyway, he had the thong and all, so that's not up there. The above video is from right after they got over the whole sumo wrestler laughing hysterics and they decided their pillows were their boobs somehow...



Last one before they went to bed. That's them "calm". So that's a small portion of what I have to deal with ALL the time. Ugh... It's amusing sometimes though.

I love your brothers. Hahaha. And I love the Venus Flytrap drawing. They're all cool. Oh, I remember that I was willing to exchange your youngest bro for my bro. LOL. I don't mind. I'm mental, too.

Ok that was all trippy to me. I am sorry for my drunkeness, i will have to re read and re watch tomorrow. love you all so much. xox.

Lol, Rai. I was trying to remember who I said I would give a brother to... I thought it was StepSis for a while, but I guess not. Anyway, yeah, you can still have him. He just likes sitting in front of the tv all day.

Tenny, I'm probably too tired to understand any of this, so I guess we're on the same level.

Sophie glad you understand....didnt you sleep or something...timezones confuse me! LOL!

Lol. I did sleep. I just woke up for the third time, lol. I went to bed around like five AM, then slept until ten-ish before the kids woke me up, and I went back to sleep, slept some more, they woke me up again, slept some more, they woke me up, so now I'm up for good.

Oh i am sorry Soph....kids can be annoying like that....well i havent slept and it is past 6am. I am soooooo drunk and need to alk.....talk to me....pleeeeeeassssssseeeeee! LOL! i wont bug you....i hope!

Lol. I'll talk to you as long as I can, but this computer is going super slow.

Haaha sweet....cant you like open tat chat thing on FB so i can talk to you faster, if not here will do...LOL! Let me know!

Sure. I'll go get on Facebook.

Ok cool it i just easier for me to work out when i am this a little drunk!

Lol. I understand that. I probably wouldn't be able to get on the computer when I'm drunk, so you're doing good.

Hahaha i have the clicks worked out, but i am sorry about the speling errorrs

It's okay. I've had a lot of those too.

Are you alive? those screams at the end!! xDD

your brothers are so funny Those are big boobs there xDDD

Poor sally

Lol. I'm alive. I think one of the dogs jumped on me from behind or something. They like chewing on my hair. That or somebody threw something at me or whatever. One of the usual occurrences at my house. Yeah, them and their HUGE boobs, lmao. Sally can usually handle it, just not late at night. Poor baby.

hahhahahhaa I laughed so much when Sally went under the bed and you can hear her in the video xD

Your house must be a complete chaos, but its fun after all

Maybe I should go crawl under the bed with Sally sometimes. But that room smells like pee. It reeks of it!

But yes, my house is a huge party as long as you can stay sane through it all. Usually, the twins would be yelling at us to shut up, but they weren't home last night. Jubie, my younger sister, would have been laughing and trying to tell me stories or something.

Another adventure in my house:

Hudson has just decided he's a superhero and he wants me to paint his fingernails red to "complete the look"... Haha. Ugh. Mom said no. I would have done it though!

xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD Oh Hudson xD

I would love to spend a day in your house xD It would be so fun to see me around children

My house is chaotic. I don't think anybody ever just sits still until after midnight. I'm sure we look like a freak show half the time. But when you have nine people in one house, two dogs, two cats, and then four of the nine people have some kind of problem (autism, etc.), how can you have a NORMAL house? It's psychotic. But at least I'm used to it.

Yeah but I bet you would get really bored living in any other way. At the beggining perhaps... or maybe not. Who knows, you have to try! lol

Lol. I think I would like it for a while, but I'd have to have loud neighbors sometimes. Not ALWAYS loud, but every once in a while.

eff loud neighbors sister! when we move in together and fly to london to kidnap cousin, i THINK that me and cousin will be chaotic enough for you lol!