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    TwiFo has been goatsed.

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    Post  poisoned_rose Tue Jun 23, 2009 10:06 pm

    I think you should! Human duties suck Sad
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    Post  TheRealBella Tue Jun 23, 2009 10:07 pm

    They do! We should all become vampires.
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    Post  poisoned_rose Tue Jun 23, 2009 10:10 pm

    for sure! BITE US EDWARD!!!!!!
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    Post  TheRealBella Tue Jun 23, 2009 10:10 pm

    It must be sexual too. So he has to bite us on the PERFECT spot on our neck! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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    Post  poisoned_rose Tue Jun 23, 2009 10:13 pm

    OME yes! The neck spot!!! And he has to kiss around until he find the perfect spot!
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    Post  TheRealBella Tue Jun 23, 2009 10:13 pm

    YES! He must test every inch of our neck!
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    Post  poisoned_rose Tue Jun 23, 2009 10:14 pm

    yes. for the sake of accuracy of course.
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    Post  TheRealBella Tue Jun 23, 2009 10:15 pm

    Of course! He must find the best place, which is where the most blood flow is so the change is the fastest. And he has to linger really long to make sure we get enough venom.
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    Post  poisoned_rose Tue Jun 23, 2009 10:17 pm

    exactly! to make sure the whole procedure is optimised. If we derive any pleasure, thats a secondary concern!
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    Post  TheRealBella Tue Jun 23, 2009 10:18 pm

    Exactly! We have to have the perfect amount of anything. And then Edward has to be available immediately after we wake up jump jump jump jump jump And he has to be wearing clothes he's willing to let us rip apart. Very Happy
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    Post  poisoned_rose Tue Jun 23, 2009 10:19 pm

    of course because as newborns we won't be able to control ourselves! Not our faults...
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    Post  TheRealBella Tue Jun 23, 2009 10:20 pm

    Yeah. Our thirst isn't necessarily for blood either...
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    Post  poisoned_rose Tue Jun 23, 2009 10:22 pm

    no-one ever said newborns can't be more horny than thirsty...
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    Post  TheRealBella Tue Jun 23, 2009 10:27 pm

    Lol! Exactly!
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    Post  poisoned_rose Tue Jun 23, 2009 10:27 pm

    see! we're geniuses, Soph!!!
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    Post  TheRealBella Tue Jun 23, 2009 10:28 pm

    We are! That's another reason we need HQ! We have to come up with all these amazing things.
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    Post  poisoned_rose Tue Jun 23, 2009 10:32 pm

    of course! We need a secure base from which to brainstorm amazing plans to get Rob naked!
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    Post  TheRealBella Tue Jun 23, 2009 10:33 pm

    Lol! Of course! I think we've got enough. Sooooo... YOU have to bring Rob here! Lol.
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    Post  poisoned_rose Tue Jun 23, 2009 10:34 pm

    I'll try, believe me I will try! But my soon to be husband is very...umm...happy to stay in bed....
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    Post  TheRealBella Tue Jun 23, 2009 10:35 pm

    Haha. Well, then DRAG HIM! He has to become my soon-to-be-husband also!
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    Post  poisoned_rose Tue Jun 23, 2009 10:36 pm

    I might have fun tying him up actually....
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    Post  TheRealBella Tue Jun 23, 2009 10:38 pm

    Lol. Just don't get TOO preoccupied. You're allowed four slip ups and five times screwing him, and then I'll come to New York to steal him if he isn't on the flight! Lol.
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    Post  poisoned_rose Tue Jun 23, 2009 10:39 pm

    LMAO!!!!! Ok...I think I can work with those restrictions...maybe...
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    Post  TheRealBella Tue Jun 23, 2009 10:40 pm

    Lol. You'd better learn to. Once Mary reads this, she'll want a part. And then Lazzy might dump her boyfriend to come Vegas with us and Rob.
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    Post  poisoned_rose Tue Jun 23, 2009 10:40 pm

    Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Poor Lazzy's bf!!!

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