Jasper the Online Professor.

can't you see it? LOL! i can totally see jasper being an online history professor. specializing in early american history, of course. history professor with confederate sympathies.

I can't see the online part, but I can see him the super young, hot, gorgeous college professor that all the girls hit on while he's trying to describe the Civil War Era or something!

OMJ I can totally see it the way Soph describes it! And it helps that I've been marathoning today on Beautiful People...I have the perfect mix of school, teachers and Jackson in my head

LOL! I need to finish Beautiful People! I haven't yet. It's horrible. But this computer won't let me on Facebook or YouTube or anything anymore, lol.

NOOOOOOOOO!!! Stoooopid piece of crap! I wanna move on to Hurt, when I have some time. ooooh my friend FB-ed me the hottest pic ever - its a still from Hurt!

Lemme go find it and show you!

Okay! Lol. I have another computer in the corner, but it's not as comfortable to use since I have to sit on the floor, lol.

Ahhh...not good :/

I found the pic!!!!!:

OMFG! OMFG! OMFG! OMFG! OMFG! OMFG!

HOLY SHIT! StepSis! You just frucking KILLED ME! OMJ! OMJ! OMJ! OMJ! OMJ!

THAT'S EXACTLY HOW I WAS!!!! I JUST OPENED MY FB AND THERE IT WAS ON MY NEWSFEED!! I DIDN'T THINK THE PIC WAS GONNA BE THAT HOT SO I JUST ABSENTMINDEDLY CLICKED IT AND DIED!!!!!

Look at those abs!!! That torso is rock hard!!!!!!! Lean and long muscle and the hair and the eys and the face and the V and the....gah gah gah getting over-heated again!

It's the perfect amount of muscle! OMJ! OMJ! OMJ! I'm SHAKING, StepSis! I keep almost calling you cousin or twinsis or something.

Shaking is good. Just imagine the shaking if that naked body was right within reach....ok I need to stop overexciting myself!!

Awwww its cos I haven't been around in ages so you're not used to typing in StepSis.

Well, I talk about you and I say StepSis most of the time. But it's not as often, I guess.

Yeah! I was DYING writing the sex in the bath tub scene for one of my stories. It was awful but in a REALLY good way!

HOLD THE PHONES....did you just say SEX IN THE BATHRUB scene????

FRUCKING HELL YES! That's what I said. I seriously wrote it so carefully and I was shaking so bad my hand writing was ten times worse than usual and I was giggling like frucking crazy. And OMJ! OMJ! OMJ! OMJ! It was AMAZING!

OMJ OMJ OMJ OMJ OMJ PLease tell me this male hero is based somewhat on our ever-so-sexy jackson!!!! I need more steamy scenes to keep my naughty dreams alive!

It's about Jasper's dad being abusive and first he hates Alice, that kind of story, hahaha.

ahhhh. But the bathtub scene involved Jasper right?? PRETTY PLEASE????

Yeah! Alice was taking a bath and he came to talk to her, and OMJ! OMJ! Yeah... Fully dressed, he got in the tub with her!

*HYPERVENTILATES*


*CAN'T BREATHE*


*DIES*


*DIES AGAIN*

I KNOW! Just thinking about it... .

oh man I am gonna have some damn fine sexytime dreams tonight, if I sleep that is.

Lol. DAMMIT! I was gonna be on here ALL frucking night, but now I'm gonna be babysitting.

Noooooooo!!! Bah stooopid babysitting, I was all ready to pull an all nighter. I guess it can wait till tomorrow, which is probably a better idea since I have to be up at 6am for uni tomorrow morning :/

Awww. It's only for like a few hours. From 5:30, which is 11:30 there, until like 8 or 9.

Well I'll stay on till 5.30 your time. By the time you're finished, it'll be like 4am here. I might go to bed and then wake up super early and talk to you guys while its still dark!!!