Pretty_Twisted Wed Mar 25, 2009 7:26 pm
Yep, and i feel better knowing im not the only one who feels the same way!! LOL!
Ok and now my Breaking Dawn Quotes....
Kind is my middle name.
(yes it is lol)
Yeah – the party can start. The best man finally made it.
(i was sooooo happy he came back)
I tell you, if I could get rid of the voices in my head, being a wolf would be about perfect.
(we all hate those voices in our heads Jake)
Insanity is probably easier than sharing a pack mind. Crazy people’s voices don’t send babysitters to watch them.
(lol, that line had me in stitches for hours lol)
Life sucks, and then you die. Yeah, I should be so lucky.
Wow, I bet Leah’s really going to love to hear that you want to spend some quality time with her. It’ll just warm the cockles of her heart.
I wondered – would a bullet through my temple actually kill me or just leave a really big mess for me to clean up?
(DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT)
It was hard being around imprinted people. No matter what stage they were in – about to tie the knot like Sam or just a much-abused nanny like Quil – the peace and certainty they always radiated was downright puke-inducing.
(Jacob shows his sensitivity...lol...or not)
Sometimes I thought it might be fun to enter a race – you know, like the Olympic trials or something. It would be cool to watch the expressions on those star athlete’s faces when I blew by them. Only I was pretty sure the testing they did to make sure you weren’t on steroids would probably turn up some really freaky crap in my blood.
(another line that CRACKED ME UP lol)
Huh – I wondered if Sam would consider my death provocation. Probably say I got what I deserved. Wouldn’t want to offend his bloodsucker BFFs.
I didn’t want to kill girls… even vampire girls. Though I might make an exception for that blonde.
(lol, Jacob should be a comedian)
Jeez, she was running true to form. Of course, die for the monster spawn. It was so Bella.
Did you ever notice that she’s exactly as strong as a normal hundred-and-ten-pound human girl? How stupid are you vamps? Hold her down and knock her out with drugs.
(Jacob was pretty angry at Edward by now)
I wondered if he was really going crazy. Could vampires lose their minds?
(Jacob and i felt the same way, i thought poor Edward was losing it as well)
I couldn’t think about what he was suggesting. It was too much. Impossible. Wrong. Sick. Borrowing Bella for the weekends and then returning her Monday morning like a rental movie? SO messed up. So tempting.
Is dementia one of your symptoms?
Emergency vampirization.
(but what if it was too late)
Oh, I hadn’t heard the great news. A bouncing baby boy, huh? Shoulda brought some blue balloons.
I told you he was going crazy. Literally, Bells.
(yep, i thought so too)
Wouldn’t it be just peachy if I couldn’t take care of Seth for one freaking night? What if something happened to him on my watch? Leah would shred me into kibble.
Blood-Death-Blood
(yep, he did save Bella's life at this point, lucky Edward can read minds)
Don’t blame me for this one. Your vampire was just picking snide comments out of my head.
She understands that you’re gonna die and she doesn’t care, s’long as she gets her mutant spawn out of the deal.
Jeez, how did anyone stand living with him? It was really too bad he couldn’t hear Bella’s thoughts. Then he’d annoy the crap out of her, too, and she’d get tired of him.
Nudity was an inconvenient but unavoidable part of pack life. We’d all thought nothing of it before Leah came along. Then it got awkward.
Edward seemed to be in agreement with my thoughts – we were on the same wavelength so much lately it was crazy.
How much blood would it take to keep her going? At some point, would they start trotting in the neighbors?
(hahaha)
You know how you drown a blonde, Rosalie? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool.
(i love blonde jokes, because i am naturally blonde under my dyed black hair, so i think they are funny LOL)
I snorted. Vampire mother hen – bizarre.
Vampires get headaches?
(lol)
What’s for breakfast? O negative or AB positive?
(AHAHAHAHAHAHA)
This was the problem with hanging out with vampires – you got used to them. They started messing up the way you saw the world. They started feeling like friends.
As much as I knew it was a stupid thing to do, I couldn’t stop myself. I must be some kind of masochist.
(no your not)
Thanks, anyway, Alice, but I don’t think I’d want to eat something Blondie’s spit in. I’d bet my system wouldn’t take too kindly to venom.
(yep)
Hey, do you know what you call a blonde with a brain? A golden retriever.
Let me guess, someone around here used to cut hair in a salon in Paris?
(lol, well those vamps do know everything LOL)
So… um… what’s the, er, date? You know, the due date for the little monster.
(lol, little monster, i was on the same wavelenght)
Why do you want me here? Seth could keep you warm, and he’s probably easier to be around, happy little punk. But when I walk in the door, you smile like I’m your favorite person in the world.
(i was confused as well)
I’m not a bloodsucker, so maybe I’m missing something, but Charlie seems like kind of a strange choice for her first meal.
S’not so hard to erase a blonde’s memory. Just blow in her ear.
(LOL LOL LOL)
I’d been planning to take off and get some Z’s, but the chance to ruin Rosalie’s morning seemed too good to pass up.
Someday, Beauty Queen, you’re going to get tired of just threatening me. I’m really looking forward to that.
In that moment, I knew that I was alone. All alone. I wanted to kick myself when I realized how much I’d been counting on that loathsome vampire. How stupid – as if you could ever trust a leech! Of course he would betray me in the end.
(i wanted to cry for jake here)
In a sick way, it was my lucky day. If by lucky you meant taking a well-traveled highway at two hundred without so much as seeing one cop, even in the thirty-mile-an-hour speed-trap towns. What a letdown. A little chase action might have been nice, not to mention that the license plate info would bring the heat down on the leech. Sure, he’d buy his way out of it, but it might have been just a little inconvenient for him.
(bahahahaha i would have thought the same thing)
Sometimes they stared back. Sometimes they looked scared – like they were thinking, Who is this big freak glaring at me? Sometimes I thought they looked kind of interested, but maybe that was just my ego running wild.
Maybe I was what Leah thought she was. Some kind of dead end that shouldn’t be passed on to another generation. Or maybe it was just that my life was a big, cruel joke, and there was no escape from the punch line.
Nice girl who knew cars. Wow. I stared at her face harder, wishing I knew how to make it work. C’mon, Jake – imprint already.
(lol, yeah, unfortunatly it didnt work like that)
So the psycho was “Rose” now. He’d completely crossed over to the dark side.
Crazy how easy it was, walking through the dark with a vampire right beside me. It didn’t feel unsafe, or even uncomfortable, really. It felt like walking next to anybody. Well, anybody who smelled really bad.
You can talk when you’re not being stupid.
All the king’s horses and all the king’s men… But there was nothing there, just me, just him. Working over a corpse. Because that’s all that was left of the girl we both loved. This broken, bled-out, mangled corpse. We couldn’t put Bella together again.
Of course it would want blood. What else would you feed the kind of monster that would brutally mutilate its own mother? It might as well have been drinking Bella’s blood. Maybe it was.
Why should I let him get away from what he’d done? Wouldn’t it be more fair – more satisfying – to let him live with nothing, nothing at all?
I gotta say it, Bells. You’re a freak show.
I’m getting older here, Bella. Okay, not technically, but you get the idea.
He’s brave. Brave as you are. Didn’t pass out or throw up or anything. I gotta say, I was impressed. You should’ve seen his face when I started taking my clothes off, though. Priceless.
(damn, Charlie is lucky, i wish Jake would take his clothes off for me lol)
Jeez, Bells. You didn’t used to be so melodramatic. Is that a vampire thing?
(Im saying yes)
After a few minutes, he asked, real quietly, if you turned into an animal, too. And I said, ‘She wishes she was that cool!’
(ahahaha)
Bella’s supposed to be a grown-up. Married and a mom and all that. Shouldn’t there be more dignity?
(when Bella was breaking rocks and stuff after she was turned)
I’m not my pack’s nanny.
Say what you want, I still think Dracula One and Dracula Two are creep-tacular.
(yep, me too)
Stupid leeches. Think they’re so superior.
Real. Does that make me imaginary?
(lol)
I guess things are going to be kind of boring now, aren’t they?
(right at the end)
MY HAND IS SORE AGAIN NOW !! LOL !! But hope you enjoy...
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