*Subject* Grace & Poise Volturi Style

These guys know how to carry themselves. I personally am amazed @ Aro. This vampire really knows how to walk the walk & talk the talk.

Oh gosh, I really need this class! I'm probably the clumsiest person on the planet!

Of course, Lola. You may enroll. I'm thinking of incorporating topics like how a gentleman should carry himself & how a lady should be prim & proper. Of course, Volturi style. The vampire royalty.

I'd like to suggest we talk in a well-mannered way in this thread. Hehe. I do hope it's fine with you. This will help us understand the subject more, I think.

trizn wrote:Of course, Lola. You may enroll. I'm thinking of incorporating topics like how a gentleman should carry himself & how a lady should be prim & proper. Of course, Volturi style. The vampire royalty.

I'd like to suggest we talk in a well-mannered way in this thread. Hehe. I do hope it's fine with you. This will help us understand the subject more, I think.

That do sounds like fun, my lady XDD.

Very well, then. We may proceed with our topic.

(I love this...)

I adore this idea my dearest rai (XDDD). It is rather enjoyable.

Alright then. On to our topic about grace & poise Volturi style. How do you think we should achieve to walk the walk? Or to talk the talk?

I say we should follow Aro's lead. Or amybe Alice can help us with this. She walks gracefully as ballerina, don't you agree?

It is also most proper to sit up straight all the time & not to walk with our shoulders hunched. It is for good posture.

LiONLAMBxox wrote:I adore this idea my dearest rai (XDDD). It is rather enjoyable.

Why yes, it is quite the enjoyment! Perhaps we better pour some tea and begin our discussions, my dears. My my, what a lovely thread this is. XD.

LoXcaXlove wrote:

LiONLAMBxox wrote:I adore this idea my dearest rai (XDDD). It is rather enjoyable.

Why yes, it is quite the enjoyment! Perhaps we better pour some tea and begin our discussions, my dears. My my, what a lovely thread this is. XD.

Certainly, Lola. Having tea & discussing this subject is a must. Rather, it is most appropriate. Will you do the honors m'dear?

trizn wrote:

LoXcaXlove wrote:

LiONLAMBxox wrote:I adore this idea my dearest rai (XDDD). It is rather enjoyable.

Why yes, it is quite the enjoyment! Perhaps we better pour some tea and begin our discussions, my dears. My my, what a lovely thread this is. XD.

Certainly, Lola. Having tea & discussing this subject is a must. Rather, it is most appropriate. Will you do the honors m'dear?

Why, of course, my lady. Here we are, my dears:

oh my goodness, that tea was just fabulous.

Why, yes, it was! We also have a new classmate, as well.

My oh my! I must say that our new classmate needs to learn proper table manners.

LOL! I thought it was hilarious XD

Yes. I agree. It was rather entertaining.

*covers face with fan: Hahaha...

trizn wrote:Yes. I agree. It was rather entertaining.

*covers face with fan: Hahaha...

LOL.

Ladies & gentlemen, it's another day for us here in Grace & Poise Volturi Style. What do you say we invite Aro himself?

trizn wrote:Ladies & gentlemen, it's another day for us here in Grace & Poise Volturi Style. What do you say we invite Aro himself?

I think that as long as Mr. Aro behaves himself that this should not be a problem.

I can assure you that he will behave himself. He is a fine gentleman, I must say. And I'm sure he will agree. It's not as if we are a threat to him, anyway. Oh, we have our own Mr. Edward Cullen to supervise the class. Just to make sure Mr. Aro doesn't make a meal out of us.

trizn wrote:I can assure you that he will behave himself. He is a fine gentleman, I must say. And I'm sure he will agree. It's not as if we are a threat to him, anyway. Oh, we have our own Mr. Edward Cullen to supervise the class. Just to make sure Mr. Aro doesn't make a meal out of us.

that is a very good thing indeed.

I should say that Cullenates do not eat fellow Cullenates. Even our guest teachers. I'm sure Mr. Aro is aware of this. He is one who abides by the rules. He is a Volturi Royalty. He is required to follow rules. I should also say that if he doesn't, heaven forbid, we'd let Emmett & Jasper take care of him for us.

Oh dear. (Once Mr. Edward Cullen enters)

That is the most challenging thing we have to experience. Once Mr. Cullen enters the room, we should all keep calm. No squealing, no giggling & no flirting. I would admit I would blush, though. It's perfectly alright to bat our eyelashes once in a while. I'm sure Mr. Cullen won't take it against us.

we can't blush, remember?

Ally! No sticking our tongue out. That is not the proper way that a lady would behave. But you are excused for now. I rather have the urge to stick my tongue out at you, too.



And- it's blushing hypothetically, of course. Thank you for the correction.