I. Hate. Cleaning!

OMJAZZ! My bedroom is seriously the smallest room around. It's like a closet basically. Anyway. It's been EXTREMELY dirty because I've been a lazy donkey-butt and haven't done anything at all, no laundry or putting the trash in the trash can instead of just throwing it on the floor. I leave my shoes laying out, books laying out, etc.

So the past like hour, I cleaned my room. I have SO many movies and just had no idea what to do with them, the same with my books. I worked it out so I have a decent arrangement now. I picked up the trash and my shoes. But when I was picking up the trash, I saw this EFFING HUGE spider that JUMPED at me! I was bent over and it ran straight out onto this piece of paper and scared the shit out of me! I screamed the F word at four in the morning. It woke my mom up, but she didn't actually know what I said. Thank GOD!

I still have to do ALL my laundry and vacuum, but it looks decent. I can walk through it without breaking toes now. I'm traumatized from the spider still. EW! Of course, I had my cat and two dogs expect it for me looking for other gross bugs that they'd eat for me.

I say this EVERY time I clean my room, but I am NEVER letting it get so bad that a spider that big goes unnoticed! NEVER! And paper attracts spiders, so I need to learn to use a freaking trashcan! I even have one RIGHT beside my bed and I never use it. Oh well... I found all my movies and put them in their cases, arranged them alphabetically in the drawer under my bed and in another drawer in my dresser (yeah, I know, so dumb!), plus some books. I'm SO tired now, but I don't want so sleep in my room. Stupid spider.

OME! I happen to have the same dilemma, Soph. I have just gotten around to cleaning my new room yesterday. I was fine sleeping with only the bed clean. But then I started sneezing so bad, so I just had to take my lazy butt off the bed. LMAO. As for spiders and crawling things, I didn't see any...inside. But just outside the window, I saw a big hairy spider. I swear, if I left the room in it's messy state, the spider will have come inside and nest there.

Ugh! I seriously shudder just thinking about spiders. They're so nasty. This was the SECOND one I found of the same size in the past week and they were the same size. So nasty. The first one was in the living room on my favorite chair! I hate it. I need to have the exterminator come to my house!

Edward can exterminate them. LOL. But I doubt he eats spiders... or drink their blood. Ewww...

He'd better not or I'll kick him out of bed to go brush his teeth! I'm dead serious too. That's how bad my fear of spiders is.

If he does drink spider's blood, let him brush his teeth right away. Or suffer the consequence of seeing some spider hairs left in between his teeth. EWWWWWWWWWWW!!! Edward! No spiders, okay!!!

I would probably smack him if he ever came near me with spider breath or anything!

I do wonder if he ever tried drinking insects' blood?

Edward: I drank fourteen spiders' blood. Why am I still thirsty?
Carlisle: Spiders' blood!?
Edward: *nods*
Carlisle: *shakes head* Wow... I have a LOT of work to do...

OME! And I wonder if it was either Spiderman or Venom that Edward bit.

I BIT HIM FIRST! That's what counts.

Thinking about it now, I want to live in the Cullen mansion. Remember Edward told Bella, they don't even have cobwebs? So they don't have spiders!!!

Perfect! I'll go move in now because I have to get off here. It'll be six AM in twenty minutes, so I gotta get some sleep before I fall asleep mid-fantasy.

Okay. Goodnight, Soph. It's 7PM, Friday here.

A little advice to reduce the hate of cleaning, don't throw junk on the floor in the first place! That goes for shoes, tissues and anything else.
Eat something in your room, take the dish out before bed. Trust me: it saves time and your throat-yelling at parents, etc. Plus you don't get the spider and other creepy crawly issues.

carlisles_mistress wrote:a little advice: to reduce the hate of cleaning, don't throw junk on the floor in the first place! that goes for shoes, tissues and anything else.
eat something in your room, take the dish out before bed. trust me it saves time and your throat-yelling at parents etc. plus you don't get the spider and other creepy crawly issues.

Rhi, I would hate cleaning no matter what I did with my "junk". And I don't eat in my room, then leave dishes in there. Plus I didn't yell AT my parents; my mom just HEARD it. And it's not JUST my room. I'm right over my nasty, mold infested, bug infested basement, so it has little to do with how often I clean my room or what I do with trash.