HOOKERWEEK CAROLS

LIKE ANY GOOD INTERNATIONAL DAY OF CELEBRATION... hookerweek needs carols (if you dont know what im talking about creep around for awhile. youll find it somewhere!)

i wrote one!

hooker boots, leopard suits, a fuzzy pink baret!
put it all on all, set your alarm
cause hookerweek starts today... HEY!

(to the tune of jingle bells.)

pretty epic, right?! YOUR TURN! write a carol! or something! do something celebration-y! its a holiday!

Hahaha this is epic! Well i thought of one, but it is nowhere near as good as yours.

'I take a walk down the street, looking for some fresh meat'
'I spot him in his car, excitement coming from afar'
'Walking over he pulls out his cash, it is just enough for me to want to mash'
'In his car in an alley twe start with bumping, within in a matter of seconds i have this poor soul cumming'
'I take my money and walk away, knowing this will happen again another day'

LMAO! WOOO TENNY!!

Hahaha we are just going to have this collection of hooker songs! LOL! I love it....cant wait till we have alot! LOL! And we should totally spread the word on hookerweek! LOL!

hahahaha definately!! aug 18-25 people! rofl!!

Hahaha yeah, it is a national holiday, it is fun, and you all should join in....Oh you should list everyone's names on here as well Mary, so then we can all have hilariously fawesome hooker and pimp names! LOL!

hahahaha i will when im done looking for subtle pimping opportunities on twifo.

LMAO! Oh, my gosh. That was so amazing, Tenny. You had me laughing so hard.

Hahaha i love this, so awesome...and coolness Mary, i will look for pimping opps on TwiFo as well, i will MAKE them listen to me! LOL!

OMJ I love the carols!!!!

Hahaha yeah the carols makes me laugh so much, but we soooo need more! LOL!

i'll work on some today at work hehe

haha ill keep thinking! maybe one will come to me in a dream! if i ever fall asleep!

can you been up all night, cousin!! oh wait, tis only 4am there, right?

Hahaha i will try and think of more as well when i am bored and no-one but me and Troy are home.

haha yes. its only 4 am! but i have to be up at 9 lol! i should go to bed but im not really tired.

Hahaha yes, you really should go to bed, otherwise you will be like the walking dead, all zombie like and stuff! LMAO!

haha. im not tired at all! im going to go look at that other forum though, and then after that ill try to go to bed lol!

Hahaha cool...Hope you can get some sleep. Im just lucky i will have wind down time before i sleep! LOL! So i wont be so hyper still! LOL!

hahaha im putting my computer up as soon as i check facebook one more time! so niiiiiiiiiight everyone!! HAAAAAAAAAPPY HOOKERWEEK!

Happy Hookerweek to you as well...

Sleep Well!
x0x

this is belated, but night night cousin!!!

Pretty_Twisted wrote:Hahaha i love this, so awesome...and coolness Mary, i will look for pimping opps on TwiFo as well, i will MAKE them listen to me! LOL!

Woops. I almost edited your post instead of quoting it, which shows what complete exhaustion will do to me, lol.

Anyway. I like the plan.

yay Soph's on board too

Woo!