Yeah well i dont want to stand on my head to have sex. I really dont see how it will work, im trying to visualize, and it aint working! LOL!
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It would be hard! Probably painful too. Like you're having sex and one of you breaks your neck or something, lmao. There's a good experience. Very memorable.
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Hahahahahaha that would be totally hilarious! Oh man, that would be an awesome sex story to tell, but i dont really want to break my nek, lucky i know how to stand on my head, but i dont know how i will hold the position with Troy there as well! LOL!
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That would be the funniest story to tell the doctors in the hospital.
"How did it happen?"
"We were having sex."
"Uh... Excuse me?"
"How did it happen?"
"We were having sex."
"Uh... Excuse me?"
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Hahahaha oh yeah, i didnt think about that part....it would be funny, telling my dad how it happened would be even funnier! LOL!
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OME! That would be one I'd like to see.
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I can see it now...
Dad: How did you do that?
Me: Oh, this, Troy did it actually.
Dad: Im going to kill you Troy Carell
Me: Dad, wait, we were having sex and it happened, so technically it is both of our fault...
Dad:
Dad: How did you do that?
Me: Oh, this, Troy did it actually.
Dad: Im going to kill you Troy Carell
Me: Dad, wait, we were having sex and it happened, so technically it is both of our fault...
Dad:
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OME! I want to try this just to tell my dad, lmao. That would be so frucking hilarious.
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Hahahaha it really would be....how do you think your dad would react? LOL!
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He'd probably go off telling me about some sexual experience and injury he got, lmao! "When you were conceived, I fell off the bed and cut my leg open, blah, blah, blah."
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GAH! Ewwww that is sick...that is like when my dad told me i was concieved in a tent! LMAO!
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I honestly feel like telling my dad that if he remembers he exact date and time I was conceived, he must have not had sex much... Seriously! I don't need to know all of this! I already know enough of the story.
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Hahaha well my dad isnt sure when i was concieved, but he is pretty sure it was in the tent down at Ulladulla....i really didnt want to know that though!
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Ugh. My dad's so gross. I don't know why anyone would willingly sleep with him and not break up with him. Although, my conception wasn't done willingly. My sister's was, but whatever. My mom didn't kick him out, so...
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Dude the thought of parents having sex is grosse! LOL! That shouldnt happen! LOL!
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Exactly! So nasty. But at least my mom and step dad are very shy about the whole thing. I swear they think we don't understand the process of conception! They had seven kids together, one miscarriage. By now, I know what happens to make a baby.
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Hahahaha well that is good i guess...my dad dont talk about his sex life, but he asks me about mine all the time! LOL! He is so weird, he loves stirring me up!
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Lol. Mine seriously had my breakup all planned out as soon as I started dating somebody. It was SO horrible.
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Ummm how were they planning on doing that?
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He just wanted to talk to them and all this crap. It made me so mad. Seriously, he is the most nosy, annoying person I've ever met.
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Wow, that would suck, i dont think i would like it or deal with that at all....LOL!
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That's why he only found out about one of my boyfriends. 
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Ahahahaha well i guess that is ok! Does your mum meet your boyfriends?
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She met two of them. She never knew about the goth one. He was the one that we snuck in the back door, lol. She seriously had no idea he was over for hours and hours and we'd be in my room the whole time.
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OMJ! How did you get away with that? I mean your house has like a billion people in it! LOL!
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