If I shall die...

This does say: "Introductions, about the Cullenates, our wishes & dreams..." But I wouldn't be able to accomplish my goals, reach my dreams if I'm dead.

If I die a natural death, that's no problem. But if I'm murdered, that's another thing. So let this be a testimony to all of you, that if I die a horrible death (not naturally), Tennille's to blame. It's written all over HQ and FB, so she can't say she didn't do it. I would also like to add that if Sophie or Lazzy dies the same way I did, then it's still Ten's fault. Car crash, plane crash, any kind of crash may be her doing. She may have sabotaged the machines. Hmmmm... food poisoning and the like, too. Anything that may be tampered by a human, Tennille's to blame.

I will write my last will and testament now, I guess. I'll leave half of my stuff to Rob and the other half to Ben. The 2 love of my life.

What about suicide?

ill miss you guys!!!! =X!

Suicide can be tampered by a human. And I will never commit suicide. Again, I will never kill myself. Being bitten by Edward isn't suicide. It's just prolonging my existence. So Ten, you can't escape.

Natural death would ONLY include, dying of old age (for humans) AND being bitten by Edward. Those are the only natural deaths I can note. Calamities or forces of nature can be tampered, nowadays. So, that's no longer natural.

Edward biting you is a natural casue?...

Looks like i will have to get creative now! LOL!

Pretty_Twisted wrote:What about suicide?

No cause we love Rob too much to go there without him

Pretty_Twisted wrote:Edward biting you is a natural casue?...

Yes cause it's meant to be, naturally



So yes, if I die HQ has full of proof

LOL! I forgot about this. But Tenny will probably be blamed for my death as well. With all the threats on here, there won't be any hesitance at all when it comes to who they should question first.

LOL! Dont worry, i am pretty evasive! LOL! I doubt if you die, in anyway, they are going to think to look on a forum. Oh and do you think i would be stupid enough not to hack into FB and have it not working before people got what they deserved! LOL! Come on girls, gotta give me more credit then that!

And anyway, if they somehow figured out it was me, i would be loooooonnnnng gone with my pack by then, so good luck to them in finding me!

Hey, it'd be easy to figure out actually. As soon as Mary realized I wasn't replying her texts after three in the afternoon, she'd know that I was awake. So she'd come to the conclusion that I was dead, and she'd call the cops.

Yeah, I am in the forum daily, so ppl wil notice as well

Lol. can you imagine all of the Team Edward people on here disappear in one day? LMAO! Yeah, like someone wouldn't think there was something wrong when Tenny wasn't on either...

Hahaha i thought there was something wrong with you all when i logged on just now, because there wasnt as many topic replies as normal, and when i finished replying i was all - OK, did someone beat me to the Edward-ians, or have they commited Mass Suicide in fear. And then as soon as that thought was gone - BAM here are you and Lazzy!

Evidently the two people i want to kill the most.

Of course i havent been on FB this morning as i am too hungova and sick...Seriously, never drink when you have the cold, or swine flu as my friends are calling it nowadays, because you will feel even worse the next day. LOL!

Psh. We have some good detectives here, dear Tenny. You'll never get away with it.

Ten, wouldnn't it be sad to talk with yourself all the time? lol

Amen, Laz! You'd be so bored without us. Just admit it!

We just have to respond to let others know we're still alive lol So as long as we do respond, you should not be afraid of those policemen on the streets lol

Lol. Tenny won't ever kill us. We're too strong here. We'll stick her in my room until she admits that Rob is a gazillion times better! There's only one picture of Taylor in my room and it's TINY.

I will never ever lie and say anything about Rob being a gazillion times better then anyone, because he isnt. He is too average looking and i will never lie like that.

And yeah, i would get bored, but i would get over it, find Jacob-ers everywhere to talk to! LOL! I mean, i have the team Jacob forums i can always make my permanent home if you guys were all gone! LOL!

Oh and back to the bit about locking me in your room? How much stuff do you think you would have left if you tried to do that? Lets say Rob wouldnt even be recognisable if i was in their long enough!

We'd use our barbed wire bondage methods. Or we actually have electric wire too. You can take your pick. Edward can't be hurt, so... We'll tie you down. You'll end up LOVING Rob. And he's not average looking. If you didn't already notice, Edward is supposed to be the most beautiful guy ever. Rob was chosen for the part, not Taylor. So... isn't that a hint at who is better looking?

TheRealBella wrote: Rob was chosen for the part, not Taylor. So... isn't that a hint at who is better looking?

Ouch.... That was hit below the belt

Well, yeah, but it's true!

Psh! Taylor is playing the role of the person in the books I considered to be the most beautiful person in the world, because no matter how many times i read how beautiful Edward was, guess what, I DIDNT CARE, because firstly, the description of him in the book - EWWWWWWWW so i just completely ignored the beautiful comments, because in my head, they werent true and Bella was delusional....

Jacob was always the hottes in the book when i was reading. So i won!

Anyway, i dont HATE Rob, at all, i just dont think he is good looking, at all, he reminds me of a prick that i knew, i actually liked Rob alot more after hearing him call Edward a manic depressive emo! I was like - ha Yay Rob! because it is Edward who i readlly dont like, Rob would be alright to hang and have a drink with, but he is soooo far from good looking. He is not my type, at all.

Jacob is my type, Taylor is my type, Paul is my type, Alex is my type, and so are alot of guys in guyliner who wear bondage....

and Rob and Edward do not fit in my type! They are too ewwwww for me!

It's just a difference of types, I guess. And we will forever be that way maybe... Oh well!

I've gotta get off here for now. I guess we'll continue our battle later then?

hahaha yeah, we will get back to the battle later, i have to go and watch some dumb BBC show with my friend in the living room...Gosh, someone shoot me, please, it has Rob in it, and that is the only reason she brought it. Oh gosh, since i have no-one to look at she better hope this is a bloody brilliant show! LOL!

Talk later babes!

GO ROB! GO ROB! GO ROB! Okay, NOW I'm a cheerleader. But it's over now.