Cullenese: the Official Language of the Cullenates

courtney if you ever feel the pull for team switz just let me know! ill bring you back to edwardddd!!!

There's nothing wrong with being Team Switz!



I am because neither are really my type! lol Isn't that absurd?? I must be gay!

hahahahaa thats entirely possible leah XD. jk jk!

We have to save the Team Edward's, cousin!! We need like a helpline or something for all those having a crisis and thinking of switching to Team Swiss!

Like an identity crisis helpline? That's a good idea. Someone should bring them back to the light. LOL. I'm thinking of feeding the delinquents the butt crack pic and pretzel shots... They could serve as one of the medications given for the "bi-polar" patients.

hahaha fawesome hun! And we can have role-play therapy....

'now imagine running your hand through Edward's hair, and then letting your hands slide down the smoothie. Then slowly imagine yourself reaching out towards the golden pretzel....'

Yup. And we'd have some kind of psychoanalysis. LOL. Astral projection... Like, detach your mind from your body and go inside Edward-uh-Rob's mind. Molest him in all the sexual ways.

poisoned_rose wrote:hahaha fawesome hun! And we can have role-play therapy....

'now imagine running your hand through Edward's hair, and then letting your hands slide down the smoothie. Then slowly imagine yourself reaching out towards the golden pretzel....'

I don't know why I read you writing "now imagine running your hand after Edward's hair" I could imagine screaming "Edward's hair!!!! Stop!!! I want you!!!"

hhahahaha nice lazzy!!!

Laz?! Thats insane dude!
I don't know if you guys get that stupid head and shoulders ad where it says don't break up with your hair and they show this dude running through an old fashioned train station, in black and white like an old movie, and he's like stop don't go! And you think he's talking to a woman, but its really just his hair leaving him!!!!

Is it this one?

OME yes Laz!!! That's the one!

We have the aldente and pretzel. Now, I just thought of the tongue. Yes, the main machine for silent conversations. LMAO! So, since we have food as category, I've decided to call the tongue: "Lengua Estofado"

hahahaha nice. kinda long, but i like it XD.

We can always use Lengua, for short. But the official name has Estofado, to make it more special. LOL.

lol and what is it?

hahahaha well... i think lengua is a type of pasta.... BUT it also means tounge in spanish. lol so its less sneaky.

LiONLAMBxox wrote:hahahaha well... i think lengua is a type of pasta.... BUT it also means tounge in spanish. lol so its less sneaky.

It's actually a cuisine, cow's tongue. LOL... Imagine Rob's tongue on a plate.

eewwwww, I am vegetarian, btw haha

ooooh, after I saw the video I just posted in pics of the Day thread we need to give a name for butt crack. Cracker, maybe?

Cracker it is... Or biscuits, if we want to be sneaky about it. Rob's biscuits... Crackers...

biscuit of aldente

LMAO! The biscuit of the aldente. Hahahaha. How about the point of no return?

LMAO! OME! we are SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO weird! i just re-read this thread also. sigh. i love us!

I LOVE JACOB!!

(this is my pathetic attempt to get you all to post...I am literally SPAMMING)