As soon as I saw the book in store, I knew I have to get it lol So I bought the Twilight's parody. The title is New Moan from Twishite Saga by Stephordy Mayo 
At first I couldn't get to that style but then I got used to it and it turned out to be pretty funny. I just could imagine us all reading it cause it's something, the jokes are in out style The author, whoever it is cause I don't think a person
Stephordy Mayo exists at all lol, mostly makes fun of Mayer, her writing style and how she made Edward to be the perfect guy, the guy of girls' dreams. Edward of course is great (lol) but we all have to admit the way Mayer describes him talking about Goodlookalike or his body etc, all the time is funny.
Oh and one of the funniest part is that while I was reading I noticed that Teddy's eyes color changes all the time As of nothing happens, in one chapter his eyes are green, in another they are brown, in another it's purple. Something like "and I looked in his purple eyes...", "his green eyes were very worried", "he winked me with his blue eyes" If ppl don't read it carefully they can't even notice it
First I will write the description of the book I found in the net:
Heffa Lump is a self-centred seventeen-year-old who needs to grow up and get a life. Fortunately, the Spatula Academy of Fictional Excellence specializes in helping characters from kids' books cross over into adult fiction. Unfortunately, she's distracted from her attempts to leave adolescence behind when she meets Teddy Kelledy - an impossibly gorgeous boy who eats rare meat, is super-strong, and never goes out in daylight. Could he - just maybe - be a vampire? (Hint: totally.) Soon, Heffa finds herself harassed by supernatural forces on all sides: vampire goths peddling the deadly drug 'Emo' all over town, Jacko-worshipping zombies trying to eat her brains, and werewolves lurking in basements reading copies of Wolf Whistle. A fight is coming, and apparently she's involved...Will Heffa be able to narrate herself out of danger? Will Teddy learn that being with a girl doesn't always have to be about biting? And what will happen when the New Moan rises? "New Moan" is guaranteed to make any fan laugh out loud with its irreverent and clever take on this popular series, which is brilliantly on the nose.
Now the spoilers. In case you want to read the book, I will hide them
I think you should read it. In some places it's really funny
At first I couldn't get to that style but then I got used to it and it turned out to be pretty funny. I just could imagine us all reading it cause it's something, the jokes are in out style
The author, whoever it is cause I don't think a person Stephordy Mayo exists at all lol, mostly makes fun of Mayer, her writing style and how she made Edward to be the perfect guy, the guy of girls' dreams. Edward of course is great (lol) but we all have to admit the way Mayer describes him talking about Goodlookalike or his body etc, all the time is funny.
Oh and one of the funniest part is that while I was reading I noticed that Teddy's eyes color changes all the time
As of nothing happens, in one chapter his eyes are green, in another they are brown, in another it's purple. Something like "and I looked in his purple eyes...", "his green eyes were very worried", "he winked me with his blue eyes" If ppl don't read it carefully they can't even notice it First I will write the description of the book I found in the net:
Heffa Lump is a self-centred seventeen-year-old who needs to grow up and get a life. Fortunately, the Spatula Academy of Fictional Excellence specializes in helping characters from kids' books cross over into adult fiction. Unfortunately, she's distracted from her attempts to leave adolescence behind when she meets Teddy Kelledy - an impossibly gorgeous boy who eats rare meat, is super-strong, and never goes out in daylight. Could he - just maybe - be a vampire? (Hint: totally.) Soon, Heffa finds herself harassed by supernatural forces on all sides: vampire goths peddling the deadly drug 'Emo' all over town, Jacko-worshipping zombies trying to eat her brains, and werewolves lurking in basements reading copies of Wolf Whistle. A fight is coming, and apparently she's involved...Will Heffa be able to narrate herself out of danger? Will Teddy learn that being with a girl doesn't always have to be about biting? And what will happen when the New Moan rises? "New Moan" is guaranteed to make any fan laugh out loud with its irreverent and clever take on this popular series, which is brilliantly on the nose.
Now the spoilers. In case you want to read the book, I will hide them
- Spoiler:
- So Bella's name is Heffa Lump and Edward is Teddy Kelledy. His father (forgot his name) works in meat shop He has sister and brother Alice and Jasper, no Rosie and Emmet. The book is written in strange manner cause characters really lives in reality. Don't know even how I can describe it lol Sometimes the text goes like "and then me and Stephordy Mayo decided the book needs more action so I have to go there and help them". Heffa is a character who was in famous book comics when she was young and now no one wants to buy her comics so she decides to move to her father Shrimp (I think would be his English name) who works as a detective. He is really funny Heffa enters University of Fiction Characters. There she meets Teddy who pukes on her when they meet for the first time The rest you know lol Teddy is a vampire who can't go on the day light cause..... HIS donkey-butt IS SHINING The goths goes after Heffa to make her goth as well cause she has natural black hair and so pale skin. Emo goes after her as well. They all serve vampires, zombies etc as servants who need to turn ppl into vampires, zombies etc cause the big gathering or something is coming and it will decide which character will be dominated in literature for the next decade or decades, don't remember.
There is also Jake, his name in parody is Joe Kahonta lol He and his friends are warewolfs who doesn't have that big parts in the book. They have a band, and Joe replace Teddy from time to time lol
One of the funniest parts is also that Heffa likes to overdo so much lol Like when Teddy goes away for two to Rumania weeks as exchange student, Heffa is acting like he leaves her and she says her life is eneded no and Teddy will never not come back (till the 2 weeks after now lol) and now she needs Joe to replace him lol
I think you should read it. In some places it's really funny
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