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Mental Attendant: Hello, my name is Kara, and i am here to inform you that you have been recommended to us.
Me: Screw you bitch, i want the hitman.

Kara: Yeeeees.... the hitman will be the one in the white coat... don't worry about the giant needle.... it's all part of the disguise!

Me: No, the giant needle is for this bitch Mary, she had the fish and she was with them and i wanted to kill her, but, but, but....THE FISH!

Kara: Hmmm *turns to person next to her* we may need handcuffs and a jacket for this one.

Kara: okay sweetie... just sit tight! we'll be there shortly!
you: with guns!??! bombs?!?!?! gas?!?!?!

Kara and two other big men arrive.

Me: " Hahaha Mary, you are so dead now, this will teach you for all those mean things you said about my Jacob, and for the the the.....fish *shudders*

you: wait... wait! why... why are you coming at me with those needles?!?!?! ahhhhhhhh!!!

You: hahaha i always said you were crazy Tenny.
Me: For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge you mary, i will be out soon enough, i will.....*passes out from the injections*

Now hang on, why the heck am i going to be put in the mental hospital! LOL!

because of your insane babble about fish and bitches and bathtubs!

But, it was all true, i cant help that i have a fish phobia...

You could have been nice and stopped me with some sexy Jacobness ya know! LOL!

pshhh maybe i'll do both lol

Both?Bloody hell, how would i deal with that? Even i dont know! LOL!

hahahaha half scream have idkkk sex noise?!

Hahaha yeah well when i am having sex i tend to have some screaming going on sometimes, like when Troy has the wig on! LOL! So i am thinking it would sounds a bit like that, but witha bit more of a hint of fear...LOL!

hahaha ummm eewww

Thats not ewww, it is hot, i love the sex when Troy has the wig and Draco scent spray on!

it makes me laugh how open you are with your sex life, i'm not going to lie lol

Hahaha well, i am just awesome like that. I dont see the problem with people admitting to having or wanting to have sex....LOL!

Oh, and just so you know, if i go a while without logging on it is because my computer has a virus and i have to use someone else's until i can bloody get a virus thing update....It sucks.

I'll try and post more, but I can't be on every day. I'm not even online every day anymore. It's 9.45 and my eyes are closing. :/ I'll make more of an effort though.

don't close I do care still! It's just hard for me to log on if I have to be away from home most of the days. If I am at home I have to do the damn chores cause my bf is so damn lazy that he doesn't do anything but throw his pants and socks around apartment :o At least since we have cat, he stopped walking around apartment in shoes

Hahaha Lazzy, you should make your boyfriend do some chores, i make Troy do alot, well i used to, not so much at the moment though!

lol yes. make the man do the cleaning.

I make Troy cook normally, at least 3 or 4 night a week, and it is amazing what is does for your relationship....LOL! Seriously, Troy makes sexy food.

my bf just either sleeps or not at home lol I ask him to make food cause I am tired and he just say he will make bread with sausage (and I don't eat meat) cause he is tired. So I end up cleaning dishes and being in kitchen for the rest of the evening.

Actually I think I lost some weight in past months cause I am just running around lol I can get into my old shorts again LOL

Losing weight is always good, I guess.

i wish that i freaking could!!!!