We're frucking number ONE! WOOT!

oh lord! hahahahaha i'm laughing so hard i'm squeaking. hahahahahaha oh man now i gotta pee. where the hell are my pants....

I think your pants may be on the lamp, from when you ripped them off and threw them in the air cos you couldn't wait for sexytime with cold dude!!!! You wanted to...lick the frozen pretzsicle!!!!!!

i found them! they were on the top bunk! and it's hot in here! yes i am sitting in here pants less! i knew you wanted to know that! hahahaha.

lovely, cousin! Thanks for that little bit of information. It's nice to know that I currently talking to my cousin while she sits there semi naked!!!
I would take my pants off to show solidarity but it's frucking freezing here!! I'm in my thickest biggest hoodie and I'm still cold!! I think I might get off the desktop and use the laptop now so I can get under the duvet.

oh my god hahahahahahahaa. cousin like you seriously have no idea how hard i'm laughing and i don't know why! hahahaahahahahahaa "i would take my pants off to show solidarity... but it's freezing!" oh man. new facebook status. hahahahahahahaaa.

I guess that was rather a ridulous thing to say!!! But I was being honest!! I would totally take my pants off for you cousin, if it wasn't frucking freezing!! Thankfully I am under the duvet now
And when I take my pants off tonight before bed, I will totally be thinking of you!!!

you are literLLY going to kill me! HAHAHAHAhaHHAHA! jesus i have pee again. where the eff did i put my pants this time.

I'm laughing so hard...it's weird, I laugh and then cough and then laugh and than cough!! I probably sound like I'm giving birth or something!!! Although why I would be laughing or coughing during labour I don't know....

AND OMJ cousin what is it with you and the losing of pants???? Maybe this time, cold dude took them so you couldn't get dressed again!!! He's a horny devil, ain't he??

i'm laughing so hard i'm literally squeaking. like giggle squeak giggle squeak, hahahahahaha.

and i found them! they were in my book bag for some odd reason.

OMJ cousin I just squeeaked too in laughter when I read where your pants were!!!!! WTF WERE YOU PANTS IN YOUR BOOOK BAG??? What do you Americans DO in uni???

IDK!!! i just found them there! HAHAHahAHA! i'm laughing so hard i'm freaking gasping! LMAO! hahahahahahahaaahahaa! oh we do the usually... sex, lot's of drugs, underage drinking... you know how it is! ahahahaha.

Yeah I remember....MAN I miss uni!!!!!! Well not so much the sex of the drugs but gosh the booze was goooood and cheap! I never realised how good we had it!

And gasping is good, gasping is fun....as long as you're not having....interactions at the time, of course! I mean I can handle talking to you while you're pantless, but mid-coital I might have an issue with.....

oh my GOD! HAHAHAhAhA! i had to laugh for a good 2 minutes there before i could even respond LMAO! haahahahHAhaha! no sexy time here cousin! hahahaha. the sexiverse is still unbalanced in my end.

HAHA!

but i'll brb. i AM going to go buy a pop.

Good!!! Don't worry, no sexytime here either, so the sexiverse is unblanaced on my end....we're both unbalanced!!!

Go get that pop, girl!! And you drink the HALE out of it! You drink like you've never drunk before! You can do it cousin - I believe in you!!!!

but if we're BOTH unbalanced... then technically i think we must be balanced, since we're both UNBALANCED! hahaha.

and oh i will! mmmm! mountain dew! hahaha poor mountain dew less british people!

we balance the sexiverse with our mutual abstinence!!!!!! hehehe Emm would be so disappointed!

We suffer so much from our lack of Mountain Dew, cousin! Sometime's it hurts

but mommy and daddy cullen would be proud!

and cousin! HAHA! i just choked on a piece of popcorn! haahahhaa. poor mountain dew-less you.

Well Daddy Carlisle's approval is all that really matters. That and Edward and Jaspie were both on Team Wait!!!!!! So we're in pretty damn good company.

hahahaha I can't believe how bereft I feel when you tallk about Mountain Dew

haha good point cousin!

hahaha shandra's studying in london next semester. i'd tell her to bring you some, but i think i might feel an insane amount of jealousy if you two meet. hahahahahaa.

Awwwwwww We have to make this meet happen somehow. I'm applying for a PhD that'll be half in London and half in Maryland - its very competetive though....

you're so smart! i'm sure you'll get accepted everywhere. =]. if you REALLY want mountain dew then i can have shandra bring you some, BUT YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHEN YOU'RE MEETING! haahaha.

hahahaha nah dude, I wanna meet you first on principle! I can get Mountain Dew somewhere in England I'm sure, just have to shop around a little

haha good! because i might be jealous for the rest of my life!

and yeah... or you could probably order some online. i bought some inca kola (a peruvian drink) on ebay once! lol.

No jealousy! Jealousy should be banned.

no jealousy allowed!