What happens when?

Ok so last night me and Troy were just fooling around, and my dad turned up out of the blue with my step mum, brothers and step sisters, because my youngest step sister (the psycho who was sent to live with her grandmother because she was out of control) was back for a week, and anyway, Troy was all 'happy', his jeans were, very, tight, if you get my drift, so Troy ran into the bathroom to have a COLD shower....apparently it makes it go down....

Which led me thinking, how the hale does Edward keep it up? He is cold all the time, his entire body is cold, ice cold according to Bella, so if she stopped just for a second for her to catch her breath as he obviously wouldnt need to, how the hale can it stay up?

Seriously, it has been bugging me, and then i thought about when Bella was a vampire, and she is cold as well, so being inside her wouldnt be warm anymore, it would be cold, so how can he keep an erection to have sex?

Well, first of all, I can't even figure out how the Hale Edward was able to produce living sperm because all fluids turn to venom when you turn into a vampire, which would include sperm. But my guess is that Edward doesn't actually FEEL cold, except to other people. And with vampire, they're both cold, so it probably wouldn't feel cold...? That's my best guess. I don't mind the erection problems; it does bother me that Edward wouldn't have been able to produce living sperm and he obviously did.

they dont feel cold to eachother tenny! bella asked him something about that in breaking dawn! they feel comfortable! and as for the rest, i have NO idea lol!

Sophie, the living sperm thing hurts my head, but if lets just say Edward is the male version of a sucubbus, as those vamp ladies can have kids...LOL!

And i know they dont feel cold to each other, but it still hurts my head...so what is venom causes the erection? Bella still dont feel cold? I get the cold thing, kinda, but it still hurts my head, it hurt my head when Spike and Angel were able to do it when i was watching Buffy as well though, so i guess we will never know! LOL!

I KNOW!!!!! I was completely against this pregnancy stuff, I hated it with all my hearth >.<

Hahaha yeah i just dont get it, i mean, if Edward was a succubus then yeah, i guess it works, but i cant remember if she mentioned it or not because i thought the Cullens were all modern...LOL!

oh i dont get it either. and i dont want to think about it, it will make my little head hurt. lolz. but seriously. i dont think we will ever know. does Stephenie even know? lolz.

I think she wrote it at random well whatever.

It's really annoying. I don't get any of the pregnancy stuff. I seriously think she wrote BD too fast or was high or something through half of it.

it doesn't make sense... but to be fair to stephenie... if there WERE vampires and werewolves and all of that other stuff, then we obviously don't know much about our own world...

AND... this is the stupidest argument ever, but i am so going there, it is her world. no of it is real, so why can't her fictional characters, that are FICTIONAL creatures, make babies?

Because it contradicts what she previously wrote in the other books. She said all fluids in the body turn to venom when someone becomes a vampire, which would obviously include tears, blood, SPERM, etc. So if the "sperm" was really VENOM, it would have made Bella a vampire.

hahaha true i guess. i don't remember that, but i'll take your word for it!

Maybe the reason Nessie was a hybrid was because of Edward's venomy sperm....so because it hit Bella's little egg, went inside and made a baby, it didnt change Bella....it just effected egg....Hahahaha!

hahahaha! i like it tenny! good theory!

Hahaha wooo, and i thought it wouldnt make sense to anyone else....LOL!

I guess that makes a little sense, Tenny, but I still say it would have changed Bella.

Hahaha yeah, maybe, but i just dont want this to hurt my head anymore! LMAO!

Lol. Let's just assume that's it.

Pretty_Twisted wrote:Sophie, the living sperm thing hurts my head, but if lets just say Edward is the male version of a sucubbus, as those vamp ladies can have kids...LOL!

And i know they dont feel cold to each other, but it still hurts my head...so what is venom causes the erection? Bella still dont feel cold? I get the cold thing, kinda, but it still hurts my head, it hurt my head when Spike and Angel were able to do it when i was watching Buffy as well though, so i guess we will never know! LOL!

The female vamps cannot get pregnant, remember? Their bodies would need to change, in order to accomodate the baby inside the womb. But the male vamps can impregnate human females. It's not only in Twilight or Buffy, that the geting pregnant by a vampire thingy exists. Edward didn't really die per se. Because before he actually died, Carlisle bit him. And I guess a person has to be alive, to be turned into a vampire (in SM's world).

So, I'm thinking the vampire is a living dead. They're not alive, nor dead. And since they're in between, a lot of things are possible. Like being able to impregnate women for the men. And of course feeling sexually aroused. The venom replaces the blood, but I don't know how it turns into sperm. I haven't gotten a degree in Vampire Anatomy, yet. LMAO! Hmmm... Maybe that's what I should take up in college.

We all know from legends across the nations/world, vampires can produce offspring. And Edward can impregnate me when we decide to have a baby!!!

Anatomy of vampires

this proved quiet interesting.

oh rairai! you're so ridiculous! haha.

I am not ridiculous! I am only telling the truth!

hahaha. ridiculous AND truthful!

I think it's the act of making the baby that matters. Even if it sounds ridiculous.

I think Rai could be onto something with her theory... It seems to make sense in my warped little brain anyways