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i made this post soley to say that i am BORED OUT OF MY MIND. thats all.

Think about Jacob. That always helps me loose some boredom! LOL!

psh. and what do you do after you think about him? take a prolonged bathroom break? lmao.

Yup, and it last about, half an hour on average, i just tell people if they are round that i ate some rotten something or other and was rather sick...hahahaha when in truth, well Jacob just does things to me that make me need alone time, or Troy time if he is around....Which if i think about Jacob too much today will mean alone time, Troy aint here, he has 2 exams today, and he was freaking this morning!

Dude, i am so never going to let it be forgotten that i uhhhh, have happy time with certain Taylor pics am i? LOL! I thought for sure yall would have forgotten by now!

Dude, read these songs and then i will go on youtube later when my computer works properly and find all the scenes they have done so sar, because Twilight the musical is hilarious, part 4b is out today...wooo...

Anyway this song make me laugh -

That's the Cullen family
They're the coolest kids in school
Dr. Carlisle is their father
'Cause adoptive parents rule!

Esme is their mother
She's married to the Doc
Consider her the Bo Peep
Of that kooky Cullen flock!


The kids all date each other
And Edward, he's the spare
They're not legally related
So I guess their folks don't care!

It's weird that they wear jewelry
That bears the family crest
Since they have different last names
But to each their own, I guess!

Edward, Emmett, Alice, Jasper, Carlisle, Esme, Rosalie (It's)
Edward, Emmett, Alice, Jasper, Carlisle, Esme, Rosalie (It's)
Edward, Emmett, Alice, Jasper, Carlisle, Esme, Rosalie (It's)
Edward, Emmett, Alice, Jasper, Carlisle, Esme, Rosalie
The big one there is Emmett
He loves ESPN
And often shouts out battle cries
When training in the gym!
[Emmett] (HUH!)

Rosalie's the prettiest
But not without a price
Try asking her a question
To see if she'll be nice!
[Rosalie] (Nyeah!)


Alice is so friendly
She talks and smiles all day
I'm surprised she has no friends
But I'm guessing she cosplays!
[Alice] (Koo!)

Jasper's a conundrum
He doesn't talk a lot
He just sits there and grimaces
But he's still pretty hot!
[Jasper] (...)


Edward, Emmett, Alice, Jasper, Carlisle, Esme, Rosalie (It's)
Edward, Emmett, Alice, Jasper, Carlisle, Esme, Rosalie (It's)
Edward, Emmett, Alice, Jasper, Carlisle, Esme, Rosalie (It's)
Edward, Emmett, Alice, Jasper, Carlisle, Esme, Rosalie

Don't waste your time with Edward
'Cause he's too hot for you!

Now you know the
Crazy Cullen crew!



And this one also cracks me up, and it is sang in the same tune as the one up there ^

[Jacob]
Let me tell you of a tale
Full of family fun
It's about a bloody feud
And murders yet to come

Years ago my ancestors
Roamed this vast landscape
They are what you call werewolves
Since they can change their shape

Then the Cold Ones trespassed here
In my elders' youth
We were welcoming at first,
But then we learned their truth


They stayed in on sunny days,
As Bram Stoker penned
And at night they drank the blood
Of our woodland friends


Oh? What's this?
It's about to get funky on this reservation!
(Wihl! Hla'o! Qa'al! Ba'iyas!)

And with that we all agreed
That we should retract
Our initial invitation
With a sacred pact


"No more Cold Ones on our land,"
Said our wheelchaired chief
Never would our tribe forgive
Their cold-blooded deceit


But since they were bitter they
Would not quite retreat:
To our shock and outrage they
Just moved a couple feet

Don't ask who the Cold Ones are:
You know them by name
For the Cullens and the Cold Ones
Are one and the same

Human-eating, brutal feeding, blending in with you and me
We're all haters 'cause they're traitors; now they're banned by our decree
Edward, Emmett, Alice, Jasper, Carlisle, Esme, Rosalie.
Cold skin killers, warm blood spillers, twisted thrillers, can't you see?

Keep your distance, just resist 'em, for your safety you must flee
Anne Rice-reading, forceful bleeding, feasting on your arteries
Edward, Emmett, Alice, Jasper, Carlisle, Esme, Rosalie
Lurking danger, something stranger, horror and calamity!

Just stay away from Edward
Or you'll wind up his food!
Now you know the
Killer Cullen crew.

that first one made me laugh =].

Mary, I wrote you a letter! haha that's probably the most weirdest letter ever I may ship it awayin few days, depends when I go out. I have map and everything already lol

WOOOOOOOOO!!! lazzy im excited now! maybe ill start writing you one now. im bored and pissed off. it might entertain me.

But I have to warn you, I don't think my letter makes any sense

hahaha thats okay lazzy! im still excited! lmao!

hahah im going to lock this because it was just me being bored and whiney. okay. have a nice night rofl!