Super hilarious date

So I actually went on a date for the first time in like a year. It was fun surprisingly. Anyway. The guy's name is Danny. I met him through a really good friend a while back. We both have the same sense of humor, so we exchanged numbers. Then his girlfriend totally dumped him like two weeks ago. So he was having a really rough time, and I'm the emotional punching bag of all my friends, so he gave me a call. We've been texting since then. Out of nowhere, his ex girlfriend called him and asked if he wanted to go on a double date with her and her new boyfriend because her parents wouldn't let her go alone. Today, he called me again. I answered, and the first thing he said was "Hi. Uh... I know this might sound awkward so early in our relationship. But I need a huge favor, okay? I need you to come to the mall with me today and act like you're totally in love with me in front of my ex. The only reason I'm asking you is because I know you'll be the most convincing and you're the only one who can pull it off." After letting him know that I didn't want to get serious about it or go on a second date even, I actually agreed. I think it was mostly because I was laughing so hard. So we actually went on a double date. Then his ex bailed out early and we went to hang out in Starbucks for a while. It was fun! But it was probably just because I knew I wouldn't get pulled into a relationship. So it was nice! It was hilarious to see the look on her face! And Danny felt a lot better after she got pissed about seeing him there with me, so I'm happy I went. And I didn't spend any money, which is freaking amazing for me in a mall! Woot!

And in Starbucks, I mentioned you guys! I said that my life was spent on HQ and Facebook for the most part talking to my Cullenates. I had to explain the whole language, the aldente, the pretzel, it was SO funny! I seriously think I scared the shit out of him, LMAO! So I'm 90% sure that he won't ever ask me on a serious date, which is nice. I hate dates! But it was fun, even though I didn't get to wear my super sexy white skinny jeans. I came home and washed 'em like ten more times, and now there's only two tiny stains left that I will handle later or ignore. Anywho.

lmao you told a boy what the pretzel means!? thats hilarious!

LOL! I know! It was hilarious. And he has the funniest facial expressions too.

Hahaha, Soph. I love you! Imagine the look on that guy's face when he learnt what aldente and pretzel meant.. Poor Danny. And I still have the mental picture of Daniel Radcliffe... Hehehe

Lol. It was so funny! It was a great ab work out! LMAO. It was a good laugh. I love laughing. But I almost had water come out of my nose, which was horrible. He's probably traumatized for life, and I'll never add him on my Facebook. All the aldente, pretzel stuff, LMAO! Oh, god.

Hahaha. If he's on your FB and reads the aldente & pretzel talk, he'd freak out more than he did on the date, I guess. I wonder what was going on in his mind?

"Wow. I'm so glad I asked her out! She's the only one who could really scare my ex away that much!" Or possibly "Shit... Why did I ask her out? I think she's like a molester or something..." Especially after the "ravaging Rob in sexual ways" conversation! LMAO!

TheRealBella wrote:"Wow. I'm so glad I asked her out! She's the only one who could really scare my ex away that much!" Or possibly "Shit... Why did I ask her out? I think she's like a molester or something..." Especially after the "ravaging Rob in sexual ways" conversation! LMAO!

You also told him about the ravaging part? LMAO!!! Hahahaha. That's epic! But to call you a molester is an understatement. Especially since you were talking about Rob. I would also protest. I'd tell him I'm more than that. LOL

No, I told him about the thoughts of Rob running his tongue along the insides of my teeth and like what I liked about Rob's tongue, every fantasy that came to mind. It was so funny! Poor guy is probably so traumatized. He'll probably never ask another girl out again, LMAO!

Poor guy. LMAO! Now that the FB explosion is dominating my thoughts, I can't think straight. I can almost see the guys face while you tell him the details of the tongue twister.

LMAO! I know. I was actually expecting to be woken up by a huge moan, LOL! I'm serious! I was waiting for it all night. Instead my coon hound woke me up barking because my boxer ran away because my mother doesn't know how to shut a door all the way. So I had to run down the street in a Hawaiian flower tank top and a baby-blue, pink, etc. striped pair of boxers, LOL! I look like shit. But whatever. I got my boxer back, and she's in trouble. I could really go back to sleep right now, but I'm too excited about the sex moan.

You told the guy all of that??? ahahaha I don't think I would ever told this to any girl or a guy or whatever My bf thinks I am very innocent like, he would be surprised about me if he would find out and other of ym freands would just freaking out about the whole thing hahaha Yesterdat I wrote "Dick In The Box" somewhere in Facebook and I went to my forum and I saw this guys posting in my forum "I've seen Magic posting a naughty word in Facebook" I mean, I hardly even curse, only when I am alone, or talk so naughty. But when it comes to Rob and Twilight in general I just can't emotions to shut down

lol! Well, he kind of asked for it after I let the pretzel thing slip, LMAO! I can't even remember what I said and he asked me what pretzel meant. It was SO funny! He's the only one that really knows about it though. No one else. Not even my bestie. I totally scare guys away, lol. But they could never live up to Rob, so...

HAHAH! That's the best story!!

One day, I let Wes read the whole Cullenate dictionary. lol Good thing he loves me so much, or I think he would have thrown me out of his house.

I also showed him the "other" Rob language, on that other site we found. He said ours were way more creative.

lmao! of COURSE ours is way more creative! lmao! robnana nut muffin!?!??!!!! wth! aldente is wayyyyyyyyyy better!

Seriously!!
Although.. ACTUAL banana nut muffins may be one of the greatest substances on earth.

LOL! All our commenting on Facebook, plus my talk of the aldente, pretzel, sex moans, etc. has caused Facebook to threaten to shut me down, LMAO! I think it might have exploded... It won't let me comment on anything at all. It's sad.

LMAO! did it really?!?!?!!! thats f'ckin hilarious!! LMAO! omg! hahahaa!

TheRealBella wrote:LOL! All our commenting on Facebook, plus my talk of the aldente, pretzel, sex moans, etc. has caused Facebook to threaten to shut me down, LMAO! I think it might have exploded... It won't let me comment on anything at all. It's sad.

did you get some notification from FB or something?

That's indeed so hilarious

I'm starting a new thread about my Facebook explosion close call, lol. It'll be our discussion thread for tonight since I can't comment on Facebook for a few days...