Ok, so basically, share some embaressing stories, i have a few, and they are all from the Hens night i was at on Saturday night. It was soooo fun, but here are a few of the more embaressing stories of the night.
First one was on the train on the way into Kings Cross. I was sitting next to the bride to be, Renee, and we were blowing into these penis whistles, trying to get the attention of the girls who were at Leumeah Station and were going to join us on the train. Well i also had this giant blow up penis, which i named JT, and our bride to be named her's ER....We had the blow up penis's because she is the bride and i am the maid of honour. So i was blowing the penis whistle and swinging JT around like a crazy person on the carriage, and the transit officer was behind us and i smacked him in the face with JT, and he was so ashamed, he didnt realise what it was and was coming over to confiscate it thinking we had inflateable baseball bats or something, and then i was the one who showed it to him, and i was all - look, balls and shaft, not a baseball bat, it is a disco stick. He was so embaressed, but the fact he got hit in the face with JT was embaressing for me as well.
After the train we were at the Life Drawing Class, so we were drawing a naked man, and i cant draw, so that was embaressing enough on it's own, but the fact that the position he was in, i had a full frontal view, well everyone was making jokes, and someone dared me to take my shirt off and lay next to him, and ewwwww, he was naked, but by then we had already had about 7 or so Vodka and Red Bulls each, so i took my shirt off and laid next to him, and then our bride to be took her's off and laid on top of me, so everyone got a new page and was drawing all three of us, well it looked like a threesome! LMAO! Most embaressing part is that when we were finished and we walked to the FireBar for dinner and drinks, all the girls were walking around holding their drawings up, and some people recognised me and bride to be in the drawings because some of the girls are such good drawers.
Oh, this one photo that was taken of me, and the video, which i didnt know about until t his morning when Teena rang, OMJ, how embaressing. There was this guy who worked in this strip club we went into, and he was a spitting image of Jacob, and he was just hot, i swear i couldnt talk. Anyway, he was at the door, and he grabbed my inflateable JT, and he was laughing at it, and i was bending over the railing to look into the gutter for something one of the girls had dropped, and i dont know who told Marcus (Jacob look alike to do it), but he stood behind me and was using JT to do the actions of doggy style, and me being the crazy i am was playing along, he was pumping me with the blow up penis and i was screaming at the top of my lungs, 'Oh harder Jacob, harder, harder, yes, yes, yes' and he was doing voice action as well! LMAO! Well Teen video recorded it, but she hasnt figured out who to put it up yet, but when she does it will be on my FB no doubt! LMAO!
Oh and lets not get started about what happened in the strip club, OMJ, i had a stipper lap dance me, and she took me on stage and i was pole dancing with her, oh man, i dont even know how that came to be, i think it was because our lovely bride to be was too embaressed and told the girl to do it to me. But man, it was embaressing, and all these perv's were there and they are getting all excited while i have this naked chick dancing all over me. LMAO!
Then there was the survey we did. Me and Rechelle are both mad Twilighters, and we were doing a survey with the people who walked past us, we would have our phone's out and be like - do you think my husband it hot. Well even people who had never seen Twilight in their lives were like (to Rechelle) 'that guy is on that Twilight movie' and some were like 'oh no, Edward Cullen is mine'....i didnt have the that problem once, NOBODY knew who Taylor was, but i did have a lot of people say 'oh wow, you two look so good together' and 'wow i bet you two would be wild in bed' and stuff like that. I was even targetting younger looking people thinking they would know. And when me and Rechelle asked the same people, and they were like 'OMG Edward' i would be standing their like :O i even yelled at the top of my lungs something about ' YOU PEOPLE WAIT TILL NEW MOON IS OUT - YOU WILL ALL BE - EDWAW-A-WHO?'....People must have thought i was going in sane. So because everyone basically knew who Edward was, and not one person recognised Jacob i had to wear an Edward inspired outfit that they had brought with them (and the entire time i was wondering what was in the Typical Male bag)....well i had on that jacket, you know the one i am talkng about, this tight top with the pants, yes you all know the outfit, and then they put talcan powder on my face, and OMJ - LAZ this is on you - the doused me in glitter....I WAS SPARKLING!! AHHHHHH!
Ok more embaresment, KARAOKE, i was singing sex on fire, but with the chorus, instead of singing 'and yoooooohhhhh your sex is on fire' i was singing and TAYYYYYLOOORRR your sex is on fire'...LOL...we all sang so many songs, we were like famous for the night in Kings Cross, let me tell you that.
Ok i am sure there is like a bagillion more stories to share, but i am sore! LMAO!
I will post pics when they are on FB, i didnt take my camera, so yeah, but i should have.
Oh and our inflateable penis names JT and ER stood for - Jacob Taylor and Edward Robert! LMAO!
First one was on the train on the way into Kings Cross. I was sitting next to the bride to be, Renee, and we were blowing into these penis whistles, trying to get the attention of the girls who were at Leumeah Station and were going to join us on the train. Well i also had this giant blow up penis, which i named JT, and our bride to be named her's ER....We had the blow up penis's because she is the bride and i am the maid of honour. So i was blowing the penis whistle and swinging JT around like a crazy person on the carriage, and the transit officer was behind us and i smacked him in the face with JT, and he was so ashamed, he didnt realise what it was and was coming over to confiscate it thinking we had inflateable baseball bats or something, and then i was the one who showed it to him, and i was all - look, balls and shaft, not a baseball bat, it is a disco stick. He was so embaressed, but the fact he got hit in the face with JT was embaressing for me as well.
After the train we were at the Life Drawing Class, so we were drawing a naked man, and i cant draw, so that was embaressing enough on it's own, but the fact that the position he was in, i had a full frontal view, well everyone was making jokes, and someone dared me to take my shirt off and lay next to him, and ewwwww, he was naked, but by then we had already had about 7 or so Vodka and Red Bulls each, so i took my shirt off and laid next to him, and then our bride to be took her's off and laid on top of me, so everyone got a new page and was drawing all three of us, well it looked like a threesome! LMAO! Most embaressing part is that when we were finished and we walked to the FireBar for dinner and drinks, all the girls were walking around holding their drawings up, and some people recognised me and bride to be in the drawings because some of the girls are such good drawers.
Oh, this one photo that was taken of me, and the video, which i didnt know about until t his morning when Teena rang, OMJ, how embaressing. There was this guy who worked in this strip club we went into, and he was a spitting image of Jacob, and he was just hot, i swear i couldnt talk. Anyway, he was at the door, and he grabbed my inflateable JT, and he was laughing at it, and i was bending over the railing to look into the gutter for something one of the girls had dropped, and i dont know who told Marcus (Jacob look alike to do it), but he stood behind me and was using JT to do the actions of doggy style, and me being the crazy i am was playing along, he was pumping me with the blow up penis and i was screaming at the top of my lungs, 'Oh harder Jacob, harder, harder, yes, yes, yes' and he was doing voice action as well! LMAO! Well Teen video recorded it, but she hasnt figured out who to put it up yet, but when she does it will be on my FB no doubt! LMAO!
Oh and lets not get started about what happened in the strip club, OMJ, i had a stipper lap dance me, and she took me on stage and i was pole dancing with her, oh man, i dont even know how that came to be, i think it was because our lovely bride to be was too embaressed and told the girl to do it to me. But man, it was embaressing, and all these perv's were there and they are getting all excited while i have this naked chick dancing all over me. LMAO!
Then there was the survey we did. Me and Rechelle are both mad Twilighters, and we were doing a survey with the people who walked past us, we would have our phone's out and be like - do you think my husband it hot. Well even people who had never seen Twilight in their lives were like (to Rechelle) 'that guy is on that Twilight movie' and some were like 'oh no, Edward Cullen is mine'....i didnt have the that problem once, NOBODY knew who Taylor was, but i did have a lot of people say 'oh wow, you two look so good together' and 'wow i bet you two would be wild in bed' and stuff like that. I was even targetting younger looking people thinking they would know. And when me and Rechelle asked the same people, and they were like 'OMG Edward' i would be standing their like :O i even yelled at the top of my lungs something about ' YOU PEOPLE WAIT TILL NEW MOON IS OUT - YOU WILL ALL BE - EDWAW-A-WHO?'....People must have thought i was going in sane. So because everyone basically knew who Edward was, and not one person recognised Jacob i had to wear an Edward inspired outfit that they had brought with them (and the entire time i was wondering what was in the Typical Male bag)....well i had on that jacket, you know the one i am talkng about, this tight top with the pants, yes you all know the outfit, and then they put talcan powder on my face, and OMJ - LAZ this is on you - the doused me in glitter....I WAS SPARKLING!! AHHHHHH!
Ok more embaresment, KARAOKE, i was singing sex on fire, but with the chorus, instead of singing 'and yoooooohhhhh your sex is on fire' i was singing and TAYYYYYLOOORRR your sex is on fire'...LOL...we all sang so many songs, we were like famous for the night in Kings Cross, let me tell you that.
Ok i am sure there is like a bagillion more stories to share, but i am sore! LMAO!
I will post pics when they are on FB, i didnt take my camera, so yeah, but i should have.
Oh and our inflateable penis names JT and ER stood for - Jacob Taylor and Edward Robert! LMAO!
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