Some are pretty funny
Edward Cullen knows all your inside jokes.
Jasper Hale will never be a therapist. He already knows how that makes you feel.
Edward Cullen doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
Jacob just glared at the kids dressed as vampires,he new it was wrong but he still lied and said there was no candy left!
One of the few thing Alice can’t see is Chuck Norris about to roundhouse kick her.
Jasper is sexy, too sexy for his shirt, so sexy that it hurts, that’s why he always looks like he’s in pain.
The Volturi went into hiding when they heard Chuck Norris DOES exist.
Thankx Stephenie. now i’ll never find a man.
Edward and Bella were sitting on a bench. Edward leaned over and kissed Bella she fainted he looked up at everyone including Charlie and Edward's family and said “Im sexy”
Dear Diary,
Today i made Carlisle feel like he was in love with Edward… AGAIN!!
LOL
later,
Jasper
Jacob got ran over by a reindeer walking home from Bella’s on Christmas eve.
You can say there’s no such thing as Santa, but Edward and me believe.
dear dairy,
Bella raped me today on esme isle. im scared!
Later Edward
Well, you know how alive is my favorite sister, I saw her in jaspers mind last night and he attacked me for my “emotions”!what a loser he should have known I was picturing Jacob,BELLA! I meant. Bella!
Thanks diary!
-Edward
Dear Diary
I would like to La push Jacob of a cliff,
love Edward
Emmett stood across the volvo from Edward and screamed DAM IT EDWARD STOP DAZZELING ME!!!!
Where do the Cullens go for an all day buffet?
the zoo!!!!!!!!!!!!
You know what sucks ………. vampires!!! lmao
I went to la push washingtona and all i got was this stupid imprint
http://spidurmunkey.wordpress.com/2008/07/14/twilight-jokes/
Edward Cullen knows all your inside jokes.
Jasper Hale will never be a therapist. He already knows how that makes you feel.
Edward Cullen doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
Jacob just glared at the kids dressed as vampires,he new it was wrong but he still lied and said there was no candy left!
One of the few thing Alice can’t see is Chuck Norris about to roundhouse kick her.
Jasper is sexy, too sexy for his shirt, so sexy that it hurts, that’s why he always looks like he’s in pain.
The Volturi went into hiding when they heard Chuck Norris DOES exist.
Thankx Stephenie. now i’ll never find a man.
Edward and Bella were sitting on a bench. Edward leaned over and kissed Bella she fainted he looked up at everyone including Charlie and Edward's family and said “Im sexy”
Dear Diary,
Today i made Carlisle feel like he was in love with Edward… AGAIN!!
LOL
later,
Jasper
Jacob got ran over by a reindeer walking home from Bella’s on Christmas eve.
You can say there’s no such thing as Santa, but Edward and me believe.
dear dairy,
Bella raped me today on esme isle. im scared!
Later Edward
Well, you know how alive is my favorite sister, I saw her in jaspers mind last night and he attacked me for my “emotions”!what a loser he should have known I was picturing Jacob,BELLA! I meant. Bella!
Thanks diary!
-Edward
Dear Diary
I would like to La push Jacob of a cliff,
love Edward
Emmett stood across the volvo from Edward and screamed DAM IT EDWARD STOP DAZZELING ME!!!!
Where do the Cullens go for an all day buffet?
the zoo!!!!!!!!!!!!
You know what sucks ………. vampires!!! lmao
I went to la push washingtona and all i got was this stupid imprint
http://spidurmunkey.wordpress.com/2008/07/14/twilight-jokes/
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