Taylor News THAT MAKES ME MAD!

Ok, so i am so so so angry about this article, because it just cant be true....

Y'all ready for this? LimeLife has just received an exclusive report that Twilight teen-dream Taylor Lautner attended a party at the home of a well-known gay socialite last weekend. We have the scoop, and the news has people everywhere cheering! (Except, perhaps, for teen girls.)

This may explain the wishy-washy Taylor Swift situation. A source with close ties to the Velvet Mafia, (also known as "The Gay Mafia") has told Limelife that Taylor Lautner partied at the home of openly gay X-Men director Bryan Singer last week. Singer's party kicked off Thursday evening, and Lautner spent a few hours there before leaving well into the wee hours of the night with an unknown male companion.

To be clear, Taylor Lautner was not seen kissing any other party-goers (a group composed almot completely of gay men), but, as our source says, Lautner "got the party - and the gay community buzzing with his appearance and the way he was seen dancing openly with gay men"

Co-Star Robert Pattinson says "I dont think Taylor's sexual preference is anyone's business, even if he is gay, i wouldnt be the one to tell the media"

hahahaha that made me laugh. i mean he's good looking enough to be gay, but i doubt he is. he's still young. he doesn't have to have a girl all the time.

My thoughts exactly, they need to leave him alone, he isnt gay, and even if he was, which i really hope he isnt, then good for him, i would watch him go at it with a dude.

he could have quite the career in adult films

Yeah, i know, it would be hot....

Would you watch it?

i've never watched porn! but i might possibly think about it!

Hahaha i think it would be hot as hell, even though i would much rather me and Taylor porn....I still dont think he is gay, but they are adament he is....

I just read something where they were talking to Taylor's sister, who is going to be in some stage show thing soon, and anyway, they asked her to name one thing she dont like about the Twilight saga and she said -

"I dont like that Stephenie Meyer had Jacob shirtless all the time. I dont like seeing my brother half naked, it is sick"

hahaha awww that's hilariously adorable.

Yeah, it made me laugh as well. I was thinking, yeah, i can relate to that, i prefer when my brother has layers upon layers of clothing on....

Hmmm, do you want to know what i am thinking....Taylor naked.

you know what i'm thinking?! my foot Fornication Under Consent of the King hurts! haha way to kill the mood, i know.

Oh well, that sucks about your foot.

But it didnt kill the mood, your sore foot hasnt penetrated my brain at all, it is still caught up imagining Taylor naked, and now he is in bed with Paul...hhhmmmm....HOT!!!!!!

ewwww tenny!!! haha

What? I didnt give you any details, even though i am tempted too.

ewww no don't haha

Why not? It would be like the good old times if i did.

awww that's true...

still! noooooOOOO!!!!

Dude, you have no damn idea how tempted i am right now because you keep saying no, the only thing stopping me is that my niece keeps trying to look at my screen.

hahaha thank god for little eyes!

The ittle eyes wont be around forever you know, so i will just have to post it on your facebook when she is gone.

i'm friends with my MOM! and my GRANDMA! and my old youth pastor!!! and my friends from my mission trips!!!! :O :O :O

So, i am friends with my dad and my step mum and grandparents, but i will still do it.

they're USED to vulgarities from you! LOL

So, your mum and stuff will become used to it then, if i keep doing it all the time anyway! LOL! Then there will be no excuses! LOL!

ahhhhh no!

Hahaha you know i will have to do it now, right?