eclipse movie

kay ladies and jeff. oh and mike now i guess. not that anyone's posting a lot, but i just thought i'd come set a few ground rules now that the eclipse movie comes out in just a few months. this may seem premature, but i will NOT have this movie ruined for anyone. now, in the US we get it on June 30, i'm not sure when anyone else gets it. i'm fairly sure australia gets it first however. i will start a thread in the news section for stuff about eclipse after this. ONLY post spoilers there. i don't care WHAT it is. pictures, clips, trailers, something you want clarified but might need a spoiler as an answer. i won't be very lenient about this rule being broken. any questions pm me or another mod. kay? love you guys! =)

I agree. Fullstop. I haven't been online in a long time and I haven't even checked out the news about Eclipse. I want this as a surprise for me. A birthday gift to myself.... Edward proposing to me, instead of Bella. Hehe.

Okay, here's the Eclipse Worldwide release dates according to IMDB -

Argentina 30 June 2010
Belgium 30 June 2010
Brazil 30 June 2010
Canada 30 June 2010
Chile 30 June 2010
Denmark 30 June 2010
Egypt 30 June 2010
Finland 30 June 2010
Italy 30 June 2010
Kazakhstan 30 June 2010
Mexico 30 June 2010
Netherlands 30 June 2010
Norway 30 June 2010
Portugal 30 June 2010
Russia 30 June 2010
South Africa 30 June 2010
South Korea 30 June 2010
Spain 30 June 2010
Sweden 30 June 2010
USA 30 June 2010
Australia 1 July 2010
Holland 1 July 2010
New Zealand 1 July 2010
Singapore 1 July 2010
Slovakia 1 July 2010
Iceland 2 July 2010
Turkey 2 July 2010
France 7 July 2010
Malaysia 8 July 2010
Lithuania 9 July 2010 (Vilnius)
Ireland 9 July 2010
UK 9 July 2010
Germany 15 July 2010
Austria 16 July 2010

We will all get to see it on the same day.. well, not technically. But Australia's July 1 is U.S.'s June 30.

good! hahaha i was not going to be okay with thinking about tenny seeing it before me!

i guess this was unnecessary or however the hell you spell it. clearly no one cares, however.

We could sit here and post spoilers upon spoilers since nobody ever comes on and if they did happen to log on between now and when they see Eclipse, then that is there own problem! LOL!

sorry my brother shut off the power. haha we should

a part you'll like, i loved when bella visited the wolves for the first time!

I know, i loved that part, i was laughing so much. The inner monolgue thing and all, my poor Jacob, that was a bit mean to him, but it was still funny.

I loved the fight, i thought it was awesome.

Mostly i loved NAKED JACOB! Thats right everyone, Jacob phases from wolf to human and he is all naked and looking delicious...

Was there any bits you didnt like? LOL!

mmmm not that i can think of off the top of my head. obviously i HATED the second kiss. but besides the fact that edward was right frucking there it was pretty close to how the book was.

Yeah that was dumb that Edward was standing there, he shouldnt have been....

I HATED the bit where Edward the idiot knew Jacob was there but kept going on about the marriage thing with Bella, it was so much worse in the movie then in the book, i wanted to hit him so bad.

Speaking of hit, how funny was it when Bella punched Jake and hurt her hand...LOL! So much more visually appealing in the movie.

idk. i mean that was shitty... but jake's kiss... that kind of made me forget all about it. and jake was rude in the tent. idk i wouldn't say he DESERVED it, but i won't say he didn't either.

and the part with the punch made me LOL! the noise! and her reaction was HILARIOUS

Ok, i am back....

I loved the tent scene, i thought it was awesome. I loved Jacob in that scene. I thought he was hilarious.

Just for the record, i think we would have hurt each other if we watched this one together.

more like i would have hurt you! the only time i got pissed enough to say anything outloud, i yelled at bella!

Hahaha yeah, you would have hurt me, because i was calling Edward some nasty names when i was there, and when he said that thing like - dosent he own a shirt, i was all - yeah, look who is jealous because he dont have a body that good....

So yeah, i think you would have hurt me because i was so mad at Edward, seeing the movie made me hate him more then i did in the damn book.

wait. i jokingly said "pshhh put a shirt on" at that part. but i was very obviously kidding lol

So you said to put a shirt on....?....You better have been joking because the more often Jacob is shirtless the better the movie, and not only because Taylor has the hottest body ever, but because in the books Jacob hardly ever had shirts on.

i was definitely joking lol. it was accurate to the book so it made me happy. the only time i yelled anything was during the second kiss... and i called bella a cheating whore...

How did the people around you react when you yelled out?

they looked at me and laughing. i got a couple thumbs ups and a couple glares lol

Hahaha that is funny.

Well when i yelled out that Edward was an donkey-butt-hole (after that whole Jacob finding out about the marriage thing) i had someone throw popcorn at me, a few death glared me and a few cheered for me. I liked those people.

i'm not going to lie i probably would have called you a bitch! hahaha. then you would have laughed at me... because that's what everyone does when i cuss! hmphh

Wait, so people laugh when you cuss?....People get scared when i cuss because it means i am really mad...LOL!

they say i don't cuss right!

Um, dude, how does someone not cuss right?

IDK!!!

i'm getting tired. i'll probably end up falling asleep soon.